Big Brother in a Chocolate Factory

Is anyone else watching this Willy Wonka Golden Ticket show on Netflix?

It’s a lot more intense than I expected. Big Brother house politics plus Survivor challenges, wrapped in 1971 chocolate-factory nostalgia. Gene Wilder is just an AI voice — estate approved it, but you never see him, you only hear him. Then they drop you into the Mike Teavee room and Howie and Nick (and Wayne Brady) host game shows like it’s Deal or No Deal with lickable wallpaper.

Some of the eliminations have been brutal.

The pair I wanted to last was Poppy and his grandson Jackson. Ray “Poppy” Jobes is 79. Jackson is 25, a bartender from Texas who grew up on Dahl. They’ve been travel partners since Jackson was a kid. That’s the closest thing this show had to Charlie and Grandpa Joe, and the production even sold them that way. Poppy going in episode 7 was my biggest disappointment so far.

The other throwback my wife and I keep clocking is Ava. She’s the Veruca Salt of the factory. Knows exactly what she wants, walks in with Dad, and the room rearranges around her. Netflix basically said the quiet part out loud in the cast guide. Kayla joked she was a “refined Veruca.” Tatum actually played Veruca in a fourth-grade play. Ava is the one who feels like it.

Finale is Wednesday. Anybody else rooting for the wrong people, or is it just us?

Flock Irony

Flock worker calls police on InvestigateTV reporter filming public camera installation

The irony is the whole story, and the details make it sharper.

On August 19, 2026, Atlanta News First / InvestigateTV chief investigator Brendan Keefe got a tip from a family member that a Flock Safety technician was upgrading a license-plate reader on a public street about a mile from Keefe’s home in suburban Atlanta. He parked at a distance on the public road, put on a yellow safety vest and a station-logo hat, put a press placard on the dash, and started filming. He did not approach the worker or speak to him.

The installer saw the camera, packed up immediately, and left. Keefe followed several cars back—not bumper-to-bumper—hoping to document the next public install. The technician called 911. Forsyth County answered first and transferred the call. On the recording, the worker said he worked for Flock Safety, that he was “getting followed,” and that he was being “harassed, pretty much. Taking videos and pictures.” He described Keefe’s car and later Keefe himself, including the vest and hat. He also said he didn’t want his full name on the 911 recording.

Minutes later, after Keefe entered Milton, Georgia, one officer pulled him over. Two more units arrived. The stop lasted about 17 minutes. Keefe identified himself as press documenting camera installations. Bodycam shows the officer telling a supervisor that Keefe was behind the van but “not like right on his bumper,” was not chasing him, and did not appear to be stalking or breaking any law. The officer also relayed the installer’s concern: he was “just an employee,” didn’t want to be identified on TV, and worried about targeting of him or his family.

Keefe put the contradiction on the record: the company is installing cameras that track everyone’s movements in public, but the installer objected to being filmed in public. The officer said she was only passing along the worker’s concern, then added that media should “probably be a little more careful on who we put on TV.” No citation, no charge. Keefe was released.

Flock’s statement afterward: the company “does not object to members of the public or press photographing Flock cameras or personnel in public.” Field employees and contractors “are expected to prioritize their safety and may contact law enforcement when they believe they are being threatened, harassed, followed, or otherwise face a safety concern.”

That was not the only 911 call. In June 2026, a Flock employee at the company’s Smyrna, Georgia, distribution center called police on YouTube creators filming from public areas outside the facility. The caller identified the company as the one whose cameras “solve 20% of crime across America,” asked for “a favor,” and repeatedly raised the possibility the filmmakers might be armed even after saying he had not seen weapons. Police issued a trespass warning. No charges. One of the people there, security researcher Benn Jordan, later called it “absurd” that a company built on collecting everyone’s plate data would have staff scrubbing their own personal information.

The larger backdrop is the fight InvestigateTV and others have been documenting since early 2026: Flock’s network of roughly 120,000 ALPRs, reports of unauthorized or sloppy searches, cities canceling contracts, and the company arguing that a license plate is “plain-view information” you cannot opt out of unless you “opt out of society.” The installer who called 911 was doing the same thing the cameras do to everyone else—recording a person in a public place—and then treating being recorded as an emergency. That is the rest of the story.

Well Preserved Corpse

Congress Preemptively Holds State Funeral For Mitch McConnell

Mitch McConnell looks like a well preserved corpse.

Cowboys Players

I’m telling my grandchildren these guys play for the Dallas Cowboys

America 250: The Constitution

Although our Constitution is not 250 years old, it follows the same principles set out in the Declaration of Independence in 1776. Today is Constitution Day. It commemorates September 17, 1787—the day the delegates to the Constitutional Convention in Philadelphia officially signed the finished document and sent it to the states for ratification.

The Leash, Not the Source

The Constitution does not give you rights. You already have them.

The Constitution tells the government that it cannot take those rights away.

It is a subtle distinction on paper, but in practice, it is the tectonic fault line dividing a free society from a tyrannical one. Ask the average person on the street where their freedom of speech or their right to privacy comes from, and you will likely hear a familiar refrain: “The Constitution guarantees it.” It’s a well-meaning answer, but it gets the entire American experiment completely backward.

When we consider the 250th anniversary of the United States, honoring our founding requires us to look past the casual misconceptions and reclaim the profound legal and philosophical reality of 1776 and 1787.

Our fundamental liberties do not exist because a group of men gathered in a sweltering Philadelphia hall voted to “allow” them. If a piece of paper can grant a right, then a piece of paper—or a shifting political majority—can rip it away. The Framers understood this danger implicitly. They did not design the Constitution as a fountain of civic gifts; they built it as a steel cage around human nature.

The core thesis of the American experiment is as radical today as it was two and a half centuries ago: your rights are pre-political, unalienable, and inherent to your very existence. The Constitution isn’t a permission slip for the citizen—it is a leash on the state.

“Congress Shall Make No Law”

To understand why the Constitution is a leash rather than a permission slip, you have to look closely at the language the Framers chose. Words matter, especially in foundational law, and the Bill of Rights’ syntax reveals a deliberate, radical architecture.

Notice how the amendments are actually framed. They do not read like an employer handing down an employee handbook of workplace perks. You will not find clauses that say: “The government hereby grants citizens the privilege of worship,” or “The people are permitted to speak their minds.”

Instead, the language is consistently restrictive, combative, and directed entirely at power:

  • “Congress shall make no law…” (First Amendment)
  • “…the right of the people to keep and bear Arms, shall not be infringed.” (Second Amendment)
  • “The right of the people to be secure in their persons, houses, papers, and effects… shall not be violated…” (Fourth Amendment)

This is what legal scholars call negative liberty—a framework that assumes freedom is the natural default state of humanity. Government action is the potential intrusion that must be strictly bounded. The Bill of Rights does not empower the citizen; it hamstrings the state. It erects a series of fortified perimeter fences around the individual and warns the federal apparatus: Do not cross this line.

When we casually say “the First Amendment gives me the right to speak,” we inadvertently invert this entire structure. We place the government in the seat of the benevolent master who dispenses favors, rather than the bound servant bound by strict contractual limits.

If the state gives, the state can take. But when the governing document is written as an explicit denial of power to the state, the entire moral and legal landscape changes. The question was never, “Does Washington give you permission to do this?” The question has always been, “Where did Washington ever get the authority to stop you?”

“Endowed by Their Creator”

If the Constitution provides the iron cage that restrains the government, where does the authority for that restraint actually originate? To answer that, you have to look eleven years before the Constitutional Convention, back to the sweltering Philadelphia summer of 1776.

The Constitution cannot be understood in a vacuum; it is the practical enforcement mechanism of the moral philosophy articulated in the Declaration of Independence. When Thomas Jefferson wrote that all men are “endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights,” he wasn’t indulging in flowery 18th-century rhetoric or opening a debate on civic theology. He was establishing a rock-solid metaphysical anchor for human freedom.

By grounding human rights in the Creator—nature’s God—the Framers pulled those rights entirely out of the reach of mortal politicians.

Think about the alternative that dominated the rest of the civilized world at the time. For millennia, human societies had lived under some version of the Divine Right of Kings or pure parliamentary supremacy. If you enjoyed property, speech, or safety, it was because the crown or the local lord deemed it advantageous to grant you those privileges. But what the sovereign giveth, the sovereign can taketh away on a whim, during an emergency, or whenever the state’s coffers run dry.

“Endowed by their Creator” broke that ancient, abusive cycle once and for all:

  • Pre-Political Reality: Rights exist before kings, parliaments, presidents, and congresses exist. You are born with them simply because you are a living, breathing human being.
  • The Government’s Subordinate Role: As the Declaration makes plain, governments are instituted among men solely to secure these preexisting rights—deriving their just powers strictly from the consent of the governed. The state does not create rights; it is merely an insurance policy against their theft.
  • The Unalienable Clause: If an authority didn’t give you a right, that authority has no legitimate jurisdiction to revoke it.

When a society forgets this philosophical bedrock, it naturally begins to treat fundamental rights as mere administrative perks. And the moment rights become perks, all it takes is a clever crisis or a loud enough majority to cancel them.

Hamilton’s Warning and the Ninth Amendment

Here lies one of the great ironies of early American history: some of the most ardent defenders of liberty violently opposed adding a Bill of Rights to the Constitution.

It wasn’t because they didn’t value free speech, privacy, or due process. They feared human nature and the inevitable creep of bureaucratic power.

In Federalist No. 84, Alexander Hamilton laid out an objection that sounds eerily prophetic today. He asked a blunt question: why declare that things shall not be done when the government was never granted the power to do them in the first place?

“For why declare that things shall not be done which there is no power to do? Why, for instance, should it be said that the liberty of the press shall not be restrained, when no power is given by which restrictions may be imposed?”

Hamilton saw the trap clearly. The proposed Constitution was supposed to be a government of strictly enumerated powers—if a power wasn’t explicitly written down, the federal government didn’t have it. Period. Hamilton worried that if you started writing an itemized list of protected rights, future generations of politicians and lawyers would flip the logic on its head. They would argue: “If it isn’t on this specific list, the government has the right to regulate, restrict, or outlaw it.”

James Madison and the Anti-Federalists recognized the validity of Hamilton’s fear, but they had an equally compelling counterargument: governments will always abuse ambiguity. Without a bright, unmistakable line in the sand, power-hungry leaders would eventually ignore the structural restraints and trespass on the people’s liberties anyway.

The compromise was ingenious, though often forgotten in modern political debates.

To safeguard the idea that the list was not exhaustive, Madison authored what became the Ninth Amendment:

“The enumeration in the Constitution, of certain rights, shall not be construed to deny or disparage others retained by the people.”

It was the ultimate legal firewall. The Ninth Amendment serves as a permanent, binding declaration that you possess an ocean of inherent rights, and the Constitution has merely built seawalls around a few of the most vulnerable shorelines. The omission of a right from the parchment is never proof that the power belongs to the state.

The Next 250 Years

Two hundred and fifty years after the birth of this republic, the greatest threat to American liberty isn’t an invading armada or a sudden coup. It is a slow, quiet cultural amnesia.

Whenever a crisis strikes—be it an economic emergency, a national security scare, a viral pandemic, or the intoxicating promises of modern political convenience—the temptation is always to look toward the capital for safety, permission, and guidance. We fall into the lazy habit of treating the federal government like a generous patron and ourselves like grateful beneficiaries waiting for our civil liberties to be renewed.

That mindset is fatal to a free people.

The moment we accept the premise that the state issues rights, we have already surrendered the argument. We have conceded that our freedoms are merely conditional privileges, subject to the whims of 535 legislators, nine Supreme Court justices, or the occupant of the Oval Office.

As we pause on this Constitution Day in America’s 250th year, the document demands that we remember the true pecking order:

  • The Creator is the source.
  • The individual is the owner of inherent liberty.
  • The government is merely the hired servant, bound by rigid legal chains to protect what was already ours.

The Constitution does not exist to manage your life, dictate your conscience, or tell you what you are permitted to do. It was written to pin down Leviathan, draw an unmistakable line in the dust, and say: This far, and no further.

As we look toward the next quarter-millennium of the American experiment, keeping this nation free doesn’t require reinventing the wheel. It simply requires remembering which side of the leash we’re on.

Apple Pie Bourbon Recipe

Ingredients:

  • 3 large apples, sliced or diced
  • 1 to 3 cinnamon sticks
  • Pinch of cardamom 
  • 1/4 tsp nutmeg
  • 1 to 3 whole cloves (they really pack a punch)
  • 3 Tbsp brown sugar
  • Bourbon

Directions:

  1. Add all ingredients to a large (1L+) jar, then cover with bourbon. Gently shake, then store in a cool, dark place. Let infuse for at least 3 days, or up to 2 weeks.
  2. Strain the bourbon through cheesecloth or a fine mesh sieve.

You can store the strained bourbon at room temperature in a dark place indefinitely.

Cocktail Directions:

Fill a glass or copper mug with crushed ice. Add in 2 oz of the infused bourbon, 1/2 oz freshly squeezed lime juice, 3 oz apple cider, and 3 oz ginger beer. Stir, then (optional) garnish with apple slices and a cinnamon stick. Enjoy!

Veggie Tales Rejects

Veggie Tales may have rejected these ideas, but I would definitely watch Silence of the Yams 🐑

Apple Pie Bourbon

Update on my first batch of homemade apple pie bourbon:

I initially ran this infusion completely unsweetened for a full week, and it became too fiery. 🔥 Lesson learned—baking spices and high-proof need something to soften the edges.

I just stirred in 3 tablespoons of brown sugar today to rein in the heat and bring out those warm, caramelized pie-crust notes. Letting it rest, marry, and mellow out for another three days before the next taste test.

Hoping round two hits the sweet spot. 🥃🍎🥧

The Lone Juror

I really want to see the holdout on the Lindsay Clancy jury interviewed with a black circle covering his face. Complete with the pitch-shifted robot baritone and moody, dim studio lighting—it really would look like an episode of 60 Minutes tracking down a cartel turncoat.

Given how thoroughly his fellow jurors just went on television and put him on blast, he’d probably need that level of disguise just to walk around Plymouth County. Between foreperson Ronni Carlson recounting how she had her pen out ready to sign the acquittal forms before he slammed the brakes, and another juror publicly calling him “very arrogant,” the target on his back is massive.

If he ever actually decides to break his silence, you can bet every network will be trying to land that sit-down—shadowy silhouette or not.

When States Legalize Cannabis, Drugmakers Feel It

Does Lobbying Explain Why Washington Won’t?

A short briefing on the 2022 pharma-stock study, later substitution research, and what federal lobbying data actually show.

When states legalize marijuana, investors treat it as bad news for conventional drugmakers. That was the core finding of a 2022 PLOS ONE paper by economists at Cal Poly and the University of New Mexico. Using stock returns and sales data for hundreds of pharmaceutical firms from 1996 to 2019, they found returns were about 1.5 to 2 percent lower ten days after a state medical or recreational legalization event. They estimated investors priced in roughly $3 billion in lost annual sales per event and about $9.8 billion in lost market value across listed firms.

The authors were careful about what that meant. The industry was not shrinking. Returns still rose after legalization; they just rose less than markets had expected. Recreational laws produced a larger implied sales hit than medical laws. Generic manufacturers saw a bigger percentage drop; branded firms lost more in dollars because they are larger. Cannabis, they argued, behaves like a generic competitor that can enter many drug classes at once rather than one narrow indication.

What later studies show

Researchers have not published a clean update of that stock-event design using 2020–2025 legalization waves. Newer work still finds substitution, with important limits. A 2025 Health Economics study of commercial insurance claims from 2010 to 2019 found recreational legalization associated with about a 6 percent drop in net prescription-drug claims in small-group plans—$34 to $42 less per enrollee per year. Large-group plans showed no similar drop, possibly because of workplace drug testing. Medical-only laws had little robust effect in those markets. A 2024 JAMA Network Open paper found benzodiazepine fills fell after cannabis access expanded, while some other psychotropic fills rose. Opioid-substitution studies continue to find lower prescribing after legalization or dispensary openings, which is a narrower slice of the original “across many markets at once” claim.

The lobbying theory

That substitution story is why some people argue Washington will not legalize marijuana until drugmakers stop blocking it. The industry has the money. Pharmaceuticals and health products are the top federal lobbying sector: about $387 million in 2024 and a record $457 million in 2025, according to OpenSecrets. PhRMA alone spent $31.7 million in 2024 and $38.2 million in 2025. First-half 2026 already shows about $244 million for the sector. Cumulative spending since 1998 exceeds $6.3 billion.

Capacity and incentive are not the same as a dedicated anti-legalization campaign. Disclosed lobbying issues are dominated by drug pricing, patents, pharmacy-benefit managers, FDA rules, and coverage of blockbuster products such as GLP-1s. Some firms list cannabis or CBD because they sell cannabinoid medicines and want FDA-style regulation, not because they are running a $457 million “keep marijuana illegal” program. Federal legalization also runs into Schedule I law, treaty obligations, DEA culture, banking and tax rules, youth-use politics, law-enforcement groups, and congressional risk aversion.

Pharma lobbying is large enough to matter. It is a plausible contributing reason federal legalization stays stuck. It is not, by itself, a complete explanation for why Congress still will not pass a legalization bill.

Conclusion

Federal marijuana legalization is overdue because the current split-screen system is incoherent, expensive, and stacked against patients and taxpayers. Adults can already buy cannabis in most of the country, yet the plant remains a federal Schedule I drug, which locks operators out of normal banking, slaps them with the 280E tax penalty, blocks most clinical research, and leaves veterans, seniors, and people in pain paying cash for something that studies keep linking to lower use of opioids, sleep meds, and other prescriptions. State-by-state legalization has not produced the collapse prohibitionists predicted; it has produced regulated stores, tax revenue, and a documented competitive squeeze on conventional pharmaceuticals—exactly the kind of price and substitution pressure Washington claims to want in drug markets. Keeping cannabis illegal at the federal level does not protect public health so much as it protects an outdated statute, a patchwork of enforcement, and industries that would rather not compete with a cheap, unpatentable alternative. Reschedule it, tax it, study it, and let adults buy it under the same adult rules we already apply to alcohol.

Notes

Primary sources discussed: Bednarek, Doremus & Stith, PLOS ONE (2022); Cook et al., Health Economics (2025); JAMA Network Open (2024) on mental-health medications; OpenSecrets federal lobbying totals for Pharmaceuticals/Health Products (2024–2026).