Easter Riddle

This was my Grandfather’s favorite Easter riddle:
What do you get if you pour hot water into a rabbit’s burrow? (Answer in the first comment)

An angry cartoon rabbit sticks his head out of his burrow.

Bird Flu?

This reminds me of a riddle my Grandpa Evans liked. “What’s the difference between bird flu and swine flu?”

One requires tweetment and the other requires oinkment 😂

Happy Saint Patrick’s Day!

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Today’s Comic

This reminds me of one of my Grandpa’s favorite riddles.
What’s the difference between “unlawful” and “illegal?” (Answer in the first comment.)

Don’t Slip!

Time between slipping on a peel and smacking the pavement = 1 bananosecond

Today’s Comic

The recent snowstorms make this comic particularly fitting ❄️🌨️

"A CAR WEIGHING 2,500 POUNDS ATTEMPTS A 90-DEGREE TURN AT 20 MPH ON AN ICY ROAD.

"ASSUMING ZERO FRICTION, WHAT WILL ITS KINETIC ENERGY BE RIGHT BEFORE COLLIDING WITH A TELEPHONE POLE?

I THINK I'VE FIGURED OUT WHY MY PHYSICS TEACHER WAS IN SUCH A BAD MOOD TODAY.

"BONUS QUESTION: DO ANY OF YOUR PARENTS WORK IN AUTO REPAIR?

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Today’s Comic

Dilbert Creator Dies

Scott Adams, ‘Dilbert’ Creator, Dies at 68. 🤔💔😢 Adams revealed his cancer diagnosis in May. “I have prostate cancer that has also spread to my bones,” Adams said. “I expect to be checking out of this domain sometime this summer.” Link 🔗

There were times when I could swear that Scott worked in the same office as me.
Example: