I had to look twice to make sure this wasn’t a Tweet by The Babylon Bee 🐝

Commander Custer

The Washington Football Team changed its name this week, finalizing a year-long transition from ‘Redskins’ to ‘Commanders.’ Along with the shiny new name, the team announced a brand-new mascot: General George Custer.

McDonald’s Employee Fired

Is this parody or prognostication? I can’t tell any more 🐝

McDonald’s Employee Fired For Asking If Happy Meal Toy Is For Boy Or Girl

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Air Force One Parking Pass

Air Force One Now Equipped With Handicap Parking Pass

“The President is in peak physical and mental health. He will have no issues discharging the duties of his office for the remaining 3.5 months of his term.”

Dangerous Conspiracy Theorist

I’m assuming someone at the 🐝 was watching the exchange between Dr. Rand Paul and Dr. Doom yesterday. 

Dangerous Conspiracy Theorist Doesn’t Believe Vaccines Work

Taking Responsibility

Progressive Surprised To Learn He Can Still Wear Mask Even Without Government Forcing Him To

Progressives across Texas began to grow worried that they would now have to start to make their own decisions about their health. What’s worse, they would have to take responsibility for their own actions.
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One Way

It seems like anything that promotes law and order is now considered oppressive 🐝

Progressive Mob Tears Down Oppressive ‘One Way’ Street Signs Throughout City

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Fully Immersed

Do you dunk em once, twice or do you have to dunk em three times?

Local Baptist Careful To Fully Immerse Chick-Fil-A Nuggets In Honey Mustard Sauce

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Communism Check

Makes you think 🤔

American Cancer Society Recommends Getting Your Nation Checked For Communism Annually

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Thorn In Paul’s Flesh Revealed To Be Wham!’s ‘Last Christmas’

Children of the 80s, here’s your earworm 🐛 for the day 🐝

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