This news article is a few years old, but the headline is relevant today. 🐝
Asgardian Immigrant Only One Found Worthy Of Wielding Congressional Gavel
Who is worthy?
Tag: Babylon Bee
I had to look twice to make sure this wasn’t a Tweet by The Babylon Bee 🐝
Commander Custer
The Washington Football Team changed its name this week, finalizing a year-long transition from ‘Redskins’ to ‘Commanders.’ Along with the shiny new name, the team announced a brand-new mascot: General George Custer.
McDonald’s Employee Fired
Is this parody or prognostication? I can’t tell any more 🐝
McDonald’s Employee Fired For Asking If Happy Meal Toy Is For Boy Or Girl
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Air Force One Parking Pass
Air Force One Now Equipped With Handicap Parking Pass
“The President is in peak physical and mental health. He will have no issues discharging the duties of his office for the remaining 3.5 months of his term.”
Dangerous Conspiracy Theorist
I’m assuming someone at the 🐝 was watching the exchange between Dr. Rand Paul and Dr. Doom yesterday.
Taking Responsibility
Progressive Surprised To Learn He Can Still Wear Mask Even Without Government Forcing Him To
Progressives across Texas began to grow worried that they would now have to start to make their own decisions about their health. What’s worse, they would have to take responsibility for their own actions.
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One Way
It seems like anything that promotes law and order is now considered oppressive 🐝
Progressive Mob Tears Down Oppressive ‘One Way’ Street Signs Throughout City
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