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The perfect candy bars 🍫 for Halloween 🎃 this year

Spirit Halloween Meme

I’m a little late to the party, but I think I’ve come up with a great idea. You can get a good deal on this Halloween costume. It’s been sitting around for a few years.

Bernie Sanders is sitting on a folding chair. He's wearing mittens, a medical mask, and an oversize winter coat. He has a copy of the communist manifesto in his pocket.

Happy Halloween!

🎃 Why are skeletons 💀so calm? Because nothing gets under their skin 😱

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The Myth of Poison Halloween Candy

Here’s a timely message for all the helicopter 🚁 parents out there…

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Pairing Halloween Candy with Wine

You’re too old go to trick-or-treating, but that doesn’t mean you can’t have some fun on Halloween. Maybe you teach your children about taxation by taking some of their candy each year? If you do, then you need to know what wine to drink with what kinds of candy.

Halloween Wine Pairings

I don’t know much about wine, I’m more of a beer drinker, so I can’t opineĀ on most of these. So, wine drinkers, what do you think? Would you eat these candies with the suggested wines?