Happy 80th Birthday

Wishing a very Happy 80th Birthday to @realDonaldTrump! 🎂🇺🇸 Hope it’s a great one spent with family, friends, and plenty of cake!

Separated at Birth?

Has anyone else been watching Jeopardy! this week? The current champ, Tristan Williams, looks familiar.

May the Fourth Be With You

There is a party at work today, so I made this Tatooine “Blue Milk” Berry Trifle for the potluck.

Easter Riddle

This was my Grandfather’s favorite Easter riddle:
What do you get if you pour hot water into a rabbit’s burrow? (Answer in the first comment)

An angry cartoon rabbit sticks his head out of his burrow.

Happy Saint Patrick’s Day!

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Can You Compete?

From the hack to the house! 🥌 There’s nothing like the precision, the sweep, and the spirit of the game. This is the only Winter Olympics sport I could possibly compete in.

Happy New Year

Gung hay fat choy!

Vecna at the Olympics

At the previous Olympic games, people compared Tara Lapinski and Johnny Weir with Caesar Flickerman and Claudius Templesmith. This year, we have Ilia Malinin ⛸️ compared with Vecna from Stranger Things.

Why did Punxsutawney Phil’s wife divorce him?
Because he kept seeing his shadow on the side!

A female groundhog is standing on the beach wearing a pink robe. She has curlers in her hair, a coffee in one hand, and a pink frosted donut in the other
Phyllis on a beach in Florida

🦅 Is everyone ready for the regular season finale?