Waiter, what’s this bug 🐛 doing in my soup?
The bug looks up and says, “I’m just doing the backstroke!”
Classic dad energy activated. 🪳🍲
Tag: #DadJokes
Chalk Outlines
What is the name of the policewoman that does the chalk outlines of bodies at crime scenes? (Answer in first comment.)
Going Sideways
Scientists recently mixed the DNA of a crab with the DNA of a cheetah.
Things went sideways real fast. 🦀😂
Easter Riddle
This was my Grandfather’s favorite Easter riddle:
What do you get if you pour hot water into a rabbit’s burrow? (Answer in the first comment)
Most Popular?
Coffee was just voted the best drink in the nation.
It was an unfair vote; there were absent tea ballots.
Bird Flu?
This reminds me of a riddle my Grandpa Evans liked. “What’s the difference between bird flu and swine flu?”
One requires tweetment and the other requires oinkment 😂
Today’s Comic
This reminds me of one of my Grandpa’s favorite riddles.
What’s the difference between “unlawful” and “illegal?” (Answer in the first comment.)
Why did Punxsutawney Phil’s wife divorce him?
Because he kept seeing his shadow on the side!
Don’t Slip!
Time between slipping on a peel and smacking the pavement = 1 bananosecond
Ratio of an igloo’s circumference to its diameter = Eskimo Pi
