More Vegetables

I disagree.

Happy Father’s Day Y’all

Dave the Engineer

It’s hard to believe that Dilbert has never had a black character before.

PHB: "Management asked me to add some diversity to the engineering team."
The PHB introduces, Dave the black engineer.
PHB: "Meet Dave."
Dave: "I identify as white."
PHB: "You're ruining everything, Dave."

Elon Buys Twitter

Free the Bird. Elon Musk opens a cage labeled "censorship" letting out a Twitter bird.

💵💵💵💵💵Gas

Safety Third

#Repost @scootahsteve
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Because that’s what we really want, right? #science #experiment #safetythird #middleschool

Algebro

Teacher: Who can tell me what a "variable" is?
Student: A variable be a equationistic symbolosis of a jive number that be, like, unknown, you dig?
Teacher: Thank you, "Algebro."
Student: Power to the third, you.
For all the math nerds out there

Back to the Grind

Aaaand it’s back to school! I had a great Christmas break, but now it’s time to jump headfirst into reality. Let’s make 2019 a good one!