Separated at Birth?

Has anyone else been watching Jeopardy! this week? The current champ, Tristan Williams, looks familiar.

You Can’t Go To Anywhere

Amtrak is reportedly cracking down on lyrical travel plans, informing a small-town girl that “anywhere” is not a valid destination. Customer service reps say the issue has been going on for decades, “on and on and on and on.”
“Can’t they recognize a cry for help when they see one?” said Kelly Young. 🐝🚂🚃👩‍🌾

Amtrak Informs Small Town Girl Living In A Lonely World That They Don’t Actually Have A Midnight Train Going Anywhere

May the Fourth Be With You

There is a party at work today, so I made this Tatooine “Blue Milk” Berry Trifle for the potluck.

A Night at the Space Opera

A TIME LORD FROM GALLIFREY IS THE HERO OF THIS, TV'S LONGEST RUNNING SPACE OPERA, & HAS SOMETIMES WORN TV'S LONGEST SCARF

Question: What’s Doctor Who?

Note: The title of the TV Show is “Doctor Who.” When referring to the main character, you say, “The Doctor.”

The White House tweeted this photo yesterday with the caption “Two Kings!” 👑👑​

King Charles III and King Donald J. Trump laugh in front of the White House.

Trolling the #NoKings protestors!

The Great Seal Debate

When we see the Bald Eagle today, perched regally on the back of a quarter or soaring over a river, it feels like an inevitable choice for a national symbol. It is fierce, majestic, and uniquely North American. However, the path to becoming the face of the United States was a six-year bureaucratic marathon that pitted the “King of Birds” against a surprising contender: the Wild Turkey.

The Six-Year Search

The quest for a national seal began on July 4, 1776, immediately after the Declaration of Independence was signed. It took three separate committees and nearly six years to land on a final design. While early iterations included everything from Lady Liberty to biblical scenes of Moses crossing the Red Sea, the third committee finally leaned into heraldry.

In June 1782, Charles Thomson, the Secretary of the Continental Congress, took the lead. He simplified previous designs, placing the American Bald Eagle at the center. With an olive branch in its right talon and thirteen arrows in its left, the eagle represented a nation that desired peace but was ready for war.

Franklin’s Famous Dissent

The most colorful objection to this choice came from Benjamin Franklin. Though he was a member of the first committee, his most famous critique wasn’t written in a legislative hall, but in a 1784 letter to his daughter, Sarah Bache.

Franklin was less than impressed with the eagle’s behavior. He wrote:

“For my own part, I wish the Bald Eagle had not been chosen the Representative of our Country. He is a Bird of bad moral Character. He does not get his Living honestly… besides, he is a rank Coward: The little King Bird, not bigger than a Sparrow, attacks him boldly and drives him out of the District.”

To Franklin, the Bald Eagle was a “thief” because it frequently harassed smaller raptors like Ospreys to steal their catch. In contrast, he championed the Wild Turkey. He admitted the turkey was a bit “vain and silly,” but argued it was a bird of courage and a “true original Native of America” that wouldn’t hesitate to protect its territory.

Symbolism vs. Reality

Despite Franklin’s witty observations, Congress stayed the course. They weren’t looking for a bird with the best “work ethic”; they wanted a symbol that projected sovereignty and power to the empires of Europe.

While Franklin viewed the eagle through the lens of a naturalist, the founders viewed it through the lens of history. They were tapping into the tradition of the Roman legions, positioning the young United States as a new kind of republic. Today, the Bald Eagle stands as a testament to that ambition—even if it does occasionally steal a fish or two along the way.

The Only Way

Local Baptist Careful To Fully Immerse Chick-Fil-A Nuggets In Honey Mustard Sauce


“Lots of people just pour or sprinkle,” local Baptist Ryan Etherton says as he slowly lowers his fourth chicken nugget into his tub of honey mustard, careful to cover all surfaces of the fried chicken product entirely.

Save Racism

The Beehive 🐝

First Lady Melania Trump announced the expansion of the White House honey program by adding a newly installed, fully functional beehive on the South Lawn. Hand-crafted by a local artisan in the image of the White House, the beautiful new hive will add two new bee colonies to the two existing colonies that already produce the signature White House honey.

The White House beekeeping program has been a longstanding tradition since 2009, with the first hive installed during the Obama administration. The program has seen significant growth, with the addition of the new beehive on the South Lawn. This hive is not only a source of honey but also plays a crucial role in pollinating the nearby Kitchen Garden and supporting the National Mall’s vegetation. The bees in the White House hives contribute to the overall ecological balance and food production on the grounds.

Declaration of Independence

The Declaration of Independence isn’t just a political breakup letter; it’s a masterclass in philosophy deeply rooted in a biblical worldview. 📜✨

While the authors were Enlightenment thinkers, they used the moral vocabulary of the Judeo-Christian tradition to build their case for freedom. Here’s how the Bible influenced the birth of the US:

  • Created Equal: The famous claim that “all men are created equal” rests on the concept of Imago Dei (the Image of God). It was a radical rejection of the “Divine Right of Kings.”
  • Rights from a Higher Power: The Founders argued that rights are “unalienable” because they are endowed by a Creator rather than granted by a government. If the State didn’t give them to you, the State can’t take them away! 🗽
  • The Laws of Nature: Borrowing from the idea of “General Revelation” (think Psalm 19), they believed moral laws were baked into the universe just like gravity. To them, King George wasn’t just being unfair; he was violating the natural order of God.
  • The Final Appeal: Lacking a fair trial in England, the authors appealed to the “Supreme Judge of the world” to oversee their cause, relying on “Divine Providence” to see them through.

Even for the less “orthodox” Founders, the Bible provided the essential framework for a society where human dignity is non-negotiable. 📖

A Bible and the Declaration of Independence sit on a desk in a library.