Greenvillians can view a partial solar eclipse on April 8th, 2024. It begins at 1:50 pm, the maximum is at 3:09 pm, and it ends at 4:24 pm. Remember to wear eclipse-viewing glasses to avoid damaging your eyes!
Partial Solar Eclipse
War Pigs Message
With everything that’s going on in Ukraine and the potential of US troop involvement in the conflict, we need to revisit some old war protest songs. One of the best war protest songs from the Viet Name ers is “War Pigs.” The message behind Black Sabbath’s iconic song is multifaceted and powerful. Let’s delve into its layers.
First, it is an Anti-War Protest. “War Pigs” was originally intended as a protest song during the Vietnam War era. The lyrics equate war with evil, portraying it as a destructive force that harms humanity. Geezer Butler, the band’s bassist and lyricist, explained that the song’s opening lines compare military leaders to necromancers gathering for black masses. This analogy emphasizes the sinister nature of war. The song condemns war’s impact on soldiers and civilians alike, highlighting the senseless violence and destruction.
War Pigs is Social Commentary. The lyrics point fingers at politicians who initiate wars but leave the actual fighting to the poor and disenfranchised. “Why should they go out to fight? / They leave that role to the poor.” The song criticizes the exploitation of vulnerable individuals for the benefit of those in power.
War Pigs has Apocalyptic Imagery. The haunting imagery of bodies burning and the relentless war machine turning reflects the grim reality of conflict. “Death and hatred to mankind / Poisoning their brainwashed minds” underscores the devastating impact of war on humanity.
The song concludes with a vision of judgment day. “Now in darkness, world stops turning / Ashes where the bodies burning / No more war pigs have the power / Hand of God has struck the hour.” The war pigs, once powerful, are left crawling and begging for mercy as Satan laughs. This final scene symbolizes the ultimate reckoning for those who perpetuate war.
“War Pigs” is a timeless anti-war anthem that denounces violence, questions authority, and calls for peace. Its impact extends far beyond its heavy riffs and menacing sound, resonating with generations of listeners. 🤘🎵
Who is Stacy’s Mom?
According to a Reddit post, the songs “Jessie’s Girl” by Rick Springfield, “Jenny” by Tommy Tutone, and “Stacy’s Mom” by Fountains of Wayne are all about the same woman. The theory goes that Jessie’s Girl is about a guy who is in love with his best friend’s girlfriend and wants to be with her. Jenny is about a woman whose phone number is written on a bathroom wall, and again a man who wants to be with her. Finally, Stacy’s Mom is about a kid who is lusting after a girl’s mom. The theory suggests that Jessie eventually won over the woman, and they got married and had a daughter named Stacy. In the music video for “Stacy’s Mom,” Stacy gets into a car with her mom, and the license plate of the car says “I 💙 Rick.”
So, to answer your question, the theory is that Stacy’s Mom is Jessie’s Girl, and her name is Jenny. However, it’s important to note that this is just a fan theory and not an official statement from any of the artists involved.
Is your mustache frozen?
You may think it’s cold where you are, but is it “my mustache is frozen, and I look like a Walrus” cold.
Cowboy and a Gentlemen
This was one of my grandpa’s favorite jokes. Not sure how many times I heard it:
A woman tries getting on a bus but realizes her skirt is too tight. As the bus stopped and it was her turn to get on, she became aware that her skirt was too tight to allow her leg to come up to the height of the bus’s first step.
Slightly embarrassed and with a quick smile to the driver, she reached behind her to unzip her skirt a little, thinking that this would give her enough slack to raise her leg. She tried to take the step, only to discover she couldn’t.
With a little smile to the driver, she again reached behind to unzip a little more and was unable to take the step again. After becoming quite frustrated and embarrassed, she once again attempted to unzip her skirt more to allow more legroom to get on the bus’s first step.
About this time, a large Texan who was standing behind her picked her up easily by the waist and placed her gently on the step of the bus.
She went ballistic and turned to the would-be Samaritan and yelled, “How dare you touch my body! I don’t even know who you are!”
The Texan smiled and drawled, “Well, ma’am, normally I would agree with you, but after you unzipped my fly three times, I kinda figured we were friends.” 
Deep Thoughts With Bigfoot
If zombies like to eat brains, then some of y’all have nothing to worry about when the zombie apocalypse happens.
Horton Meets the Doctor
In the jungle of Whoville, one fine day,
Horton the elephant was heard to say,
“I hear a strange sound, oh my, oh me!
It’s like a whooshing, a whirling, a cosmic spree!”
Out of the TARDIS, in a flash of blue,
Appeared the Doctor, both quirky and true.
With a bowtie so bold and a sonic so keen,
He told Horton, “Hello there, I’m the Doctor, I’ve been!”
Horton blinked twice, his ears all a-flap,
“Who are you, sir, in this strange mishap?”
The Doctor grinned wide, his eyes full of glee,
“I’m the Time Lord from Gallifrey, that’s me!”
Horton, amazed, trumpeted a cheer,
“Time travel, you say? That’s perfectly clear!
I’m an elephant with a heart that’s grand,
Let’s explore the universe; together we’ll stand!”
So off they went, on adventures so grand,
Through time and space, across the land.
With the TARDIS and Horton, an unlikely pair,
They journeyed on, a duo beyond compare.
A Ghostbusters Carol
Once upon a time in the heart of London, the Ghostbusters faced a peculiar case that went beyond their usual spectral encounters. Late one cold and foggy Christmas Eve, the call came in from none other than Ebenezer Scrooge himself. The notorious miser and tight-fisted old man had a ghost problem that even he couldn’t ignore.
Always up for a challenge, the Ghostbusters quickly assembled their proton packs and headed to Scrooge’s gloomy mansion. They were greeted by the elderly man with a mix of skepticism and desperation.
“Ghostbusters, you say?” Scrooge grumbled. “I don’t believe in such nonsense, but these spirits won’t leave me be! They’re ruining my business and haunting my sleep. I demand you rid me of them!”
Undeterred by Scrooge’s skepticism, the Ghostbusters thoroughly investigated the mansion. The air was thick with the presence of otherworldly entities, and the team soon realized that these weren’t just ordinary ghosts. They were the spirits of Christmas Past, Present, and Future – the very apparitions that had visited Scrooge the night before.
Dr. Peter Venkman, always the one with a quick wit, remarked, “Looks like someone had a Dickens of a night, huh?”
As the Ghostbusters delved deeper into the spectral mystery, they discovered that the spirits were trapped in a temporal loop, repeatedly replaying the events of Scrooge’s transformation. The team knew they had to break the cycle to free Scrooge and the restless spirits.
With a combination of scientific prowess and a touch of holiday magic, the Ghostbusters devised a plan. Using their proton packs, they synchronized their energy emissions to disrupt the temporal loop. The spirits were temporarily halted as the beams of energy intertwined, and the team entered the ethereal realm.
In a surreal landscape that mirrored Scrooge’s memories, the Ghostbusters encountered each spirit separately. With their scientific know-how, they convinced the Ghost of Christmas Past, Present, and Future to release their hold on Scrooge. As the temporal loop unraveled, the spirits faded away, leaving a sense of peace behind.
Back in the real world, Scrooge couldn’t believe his eyes as the apparitions disappeared. He stood in his mansion, surrounded by the Ghostbusters and a newfound warmth in his heart.
“Thank you,” Scrooge whispered, his once-icy demeanor melting away. “I never thought I’d say this, but Merry Christmas, Ghostbusters!”
The Ghostbusters tipped their proton packs in acknowledgment and left the transformed Scrooge to enjoy the rest of his Christmas Eve. As they exited the mansion, the team shared a moment of satisfaction, knowing that they saved Scrooge from his ghostly predicament and brought a little more joy to the world on that magical Christmas night.
Winter Bird Feeding
Now that winter is here, it’s time to think about what to feed our feathered friends.
Feeding birds in winter is essential for keeping our feathered friends healthy during the coldest season. Different birds have different tastes and favorite foods, so feeding the birds you know already frequent your garden is a good start. It will encourage them to keep returning. American robins, for example, love to eat fruits, while blue jays love to eat peanuts, and northern cardinals love black oil sunflower seeds.
Feeder inspector Jay Blue has some tips for feeding birds in winter:
- High-fat options such as nuts, lard, and suet are good choices for winter as birds will benefit from the additional energy they provide.
- Seeds such as black oil sunflower, nyjer, and safflower seeds are also great options.
- Fruits such as apples, oranges, and berries are good options.
- Water is as vital as food. A clean source of water is essential to well-being. Offering a birdbath during winter helps wild birds easily find this valuable resource. If you live in an area where temperatures dip below freezing, consider a heated birdbath since natural water forms are likely frozen.
Pink Bond
Two of the most recognizable theme songs in the movies, and mashed up into one awesome song!