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Category: Sports
Quinn’s Consolation Prize
Quinn Simmons closed the Tour without the stage win he wanted, and he was open about the frustration of riding for team priorities instead of his own.
The Best Teammate award is a real recognition of the work he put in all race long — the breakaways, the lead-outs, and the consistent support. Classic domestique story: the individual result didn’t come, but the people who watch closely noticed the effort. Not a bad way to finish.
Captain America at the 2026 Tour de France
Quinn Simmons’ Relentless Campaign
Through 18 stages of the 2026 Tour de France, Quinn Simmons has once again lived up to his “Captain America” nickname. The Lidl-Trek rider has been one of the most visible and aggressive Americans in the race — not always for personal glory, but as a tireless road captain and key support rider for the team’s dual goals of the green jersey and general classification.
Early Fireworks
The tone was set early. On Stage 4 into Foix, Simmons was instrumental in Lidl-Trek’s masterclass. He finished second behind teammate Mads Pedersen after a long day in the break, helping deliver the stage win while also positioning the team strongly in the overall standings. That same day, fellow American Sean Quinn came within seconds of the yellow jersey, creating a rare near-double for the U.S. riders.
Simmons continued to punch above his weight in the first two weeks — regularly featuring in breakaways, driving the chase when needed, and putting in the hard pulls that allow pure sprinters and climbers to conserve energy.
Supporting the Green Machine
Much of Simmons’ work has centered on protecting and advancing Mads Pedersen’s green jersey campaign. On multiple stages, including the run-in to Voiron on Stage 17 and the early part of Stage 18 to Orcières-Merlette, he was seen at the front of key groups, helping control the race and secure intermediate points. His presence has been a constant source of pressure on rivals, particularly Jasper Philipsen and Alpecin-Premier Tech.
The team classification has also benefited. Lidl-Trek has held a strong position for much of the race, and Simmons’ consistent finishing and willingness to work have contributed to that collective effort.
The Mountain Days
On the harder climbing stages, Simmons has shown the classic domestique’s understanding of when to go full gas and when to drop back. He was active and aggressive on Stage 15 (Plateau de Solaison) and again early on Stage 18 before easing off once the pure climbers took over. That selfless approach has kept him available for the team day after day.
Looking Ahead
With two consecutive summit finishes on Alpe d’Huez still to come, followed by the final stage into Paris, Simmons’ role will likely remain the same: protect the leaders, keep the pressure on in the breakaways when the opportunity arises, and finish the job as a reliable team man.
Captain America has already delivered a strong Tour. The final three stages will tell us whether there’s one more memorable moment left in the stars-and-stripes.
SCOTUS got it right today
Keep biological males out of women’s sports
In a 6-3 ruling, the Court upheld state laws protecting girls’ and women’s teams based on biological sex. This is the only logical outcome. Males have significant natural advantages—greater muscle mass, bone density, strength, speed, and lung capacity—that hormone therapy doesn’t erase. Women’s sports exist precisely because of these immutable differences. Allowing biological males in displaces girls from rosters, podiums, scholarships, and safety in contact sports. Fairness demands sex-based categories. Congrats to the majority for defending reality and opportunity for female athletes. Biology isn’t bigotry.
Bobsled is Crazy
Jason Kelce is the man! He went sliding with Olympic athletes in a four-man bobsled. His reaction to the experience starts around 16:00.
A Chaotic Day at the Bobsled Track
With just as many crashes as a NASCAR race, it was a chaotic and harrowing day at the Olympic bobsled track in Cortina. During the second heat of the four-man event, three different sleds—representing Austria, France, and Trinidad & Tobago—flipped at high speeds, leading to some incredibly tense moments.
The most serious incident involved Austrian pilot Jakob Mandlbauer, who had to be hospitalized for evaluation after his sled overturned and skidded violently down the track. Thankfully, early reports indicate he is conscious and being closely monitored.
Between the massive weight of the four-man sleds and the deteriorating “chopped” ice conditions, the margin for error today was razor-thin. It’s a stark reminder of just how dangerous this sport can be, even for the world’s best athletes.
Hoping for a swift recovery for Mandlbauer and all the crews involved. 🇦🇹 🇫🇷 🇹🇹
Can You Compete?
From the hack to the house! 🥌 There’s nothing like the precision, the sweep, and the spirit of the game. This is the only Winter Olympics sport I could possibly compete in.
Meet Pieroguszka
Forget the ermines—the 2026 Winter Games have found their true carb-loaded hero! 🥟❄️
Meet Pieroguszka (literally “Little Pierogi Pillow”), the unofficial mascot currently stealing the spotlight with Team Poland in Milano Cortina. While other athletes are focused on “aerodynamics” and “fitness,” the Polish figure skating team showed up with a smiling dumpling that looks like it’s ready for a nap and a side of sour cream. Talk about a “filling” performance! I guess when the competition gets cold, you need a giant, plushy carb to keep your spirits high. 🥟
You can buy Pieroguszka directly from the source: a social cooperative in Katowice, Poland, that supports people with disabilities. Because they went viral at the 2026 Winter Games, stock is selling out faster than they can make them.
Vecna at the Olympics
At the previous Olympic games, people compared Tara Lapinski and Johnny Weir with Caesar Flickerman and Claudius Templesmith. This year, we have Ilia Malinin ⛸️ compared with Vecna from Stranger Things.
A Moment of Pure Magic
The Pegasus Effect in This Year’s Budweiser Super Bowl Commercial
Budweiser has long been known for its emotionally resonant and beautifully crafted Super Bowl commercials, often featuring its iconic Clydesdales and heartwarming stories. This year, they truly outdid themselves with a moment of pure cinematic magic: the “Pegasus” sequence.
This stunning image captures the exact second that Lincoln, the majestic Bald Eagle, takes flight from the back of a powerful Clydesdale. As the eagle’s massive wings unfold and the sun catches the gold and bronze of its feathers, it creates an illusion so striking that the horse itself appears to sprout magnificent wings of its own.
The interplay of light is critical to this scene’s impact. The brilliant sun flare behind the horse, creating a halo effect, not only highlights the eagle’s ascent but also bathes the entire scene in a warm, triumphant light. The motion blur in the foreground effectively conveys the power and energy of the eagle’s lift-off, adding a sense of dynamic realism to this breathtaking, almost mythical composition.
This “Pegasus” moment perfectly embodies the themes of hope, resilience, and the power of unlikely friendships that have become synonymous with Budweiser’s best work. It’s a testament to the brand’s ability to create truly memorable and visually spectacular moments that stay with us long after the final whistle has blown.