What is the name of the policewoman that does the chalk outlines of bodies at crime scenes? (Answer in first comment.)
Chalk Outlines
Category: Laugh, It’s Funny
Going Sideways
Scientists recently mixed the DNA of a crab with the DNA of a cheetah.
Things went sideways real fast. 🦀😂
Easter Riddle
This was my Grandfather’s favorite Easter riddle:
What do you get if you pour hot water into a rabbit’s burrow? (Answer in the first comment)
Most Popular?
Coffee was just voted the best drink in the nation.
It was an unfair vote; there were absent tea ballots.
Bison Cam Delivers First Viral “Learning Moment” Within Hours of Launch
by Casper Planet
Yellowstone National Park
Yellowstone’s new Bison Cam program is already paying off, with park officials confirming the first viral clip was captured just 47 minutes after activation.
The footage, taken from a forward-facing bison-mounted camera, shows a group of tourists slowly approaching for photos before immediately transitioning into what officials are calling a “high-speed educational retreat.”
“We’re seeing unprecedented engagement,” a park spokesperson said. “Viewers are especially enjoying the moment where confidence turns into cardio.”
The clip, now circulating online, has already been replayed millions of times, with premium subscribers unlocking alternate angles, slow-motion horn tracking, and a new feature labeled ‘Find Out Phase’.
Officials say additional bison are being equipped daily, with plans to introduce live commentary and a “Tourist Distance Meter” overlay later this season.
Visitors are once again reminded to stay at least 25 yards away from wildlife, though early data suggests many prefer to “learn the hard way, now in 4K.”
Bird Flu?
This reminds me of a riddle my Grandpa Evans liked. “What’s the difference between bird flu and swine flu?”
One requires tweetment and the other requires oinkment 😂
Mourning Moods
This is the best selling album from the Mourning Doves.
It features the runaway number one hit “Peanuts in the Rain.”
It’s that classic 1970s soft-rock anthem—heavy on the melancholic flute solo, with a chorus that everyone hums while staring out a window. It spent six weeks at the top of the charts because it perfectly captured that “waiting for the bird feeder to be refilled” existential dread.
Other fan favorites from the B-side include:
“Cooing at the Moon” – A psychedelic power ballad.
“No Mustard, No Onions (Just Seeds)” – A surprisingly upbeat track about being picky at the feeder.
“The Suburban Fence Line” – A 7-minute progressive folk odyssey.
Happy Saint Patrick’s Day!
There are 10 types of people in the world. Those who understand binary code and those who don’t. 🤖💻🎯