Category: Laugh, It’s Funny

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This reminds me of one of my Grandpa’s favorite riddles.
What’s the difference between “unlawful” and “illegal?” (Answer in the first comment.)

Why did Punxsutawney Phil’s wife divorce him?
Because he kept seeing his shadow on the side!

A female groundhog is standing on the beach wearing a pink robe. She has curlers in her hair, a coffee in one hand, and a pink frosted donut in the other
Phyllis on a beach in Florida

Don’t Slip!

Time between slipping on a peel and smacking the pavement = 1 bananosecond

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The recent snowstorms make this comic particularly fitting ❄️🌨️

"A CAR WEIGHING 2,500 POUNDS ATTEMPTS A 90-DEGREE TURN AT 20 MPH ON AN ICY ROAD. "ASSUMING ZERO FRICTION, WHAT WILL ITS KINETIC ENERGY BE RIGHT BEFORE COLLIDING WITH A TELEPHONE POLE? I THINK I'VE FIGURED OUT WHY MY PHYSICS TEACHER WAS IN SUCH A BAD MOOD TODAY. "BONUS QUESTION: DO ANY OF YOUR PARENTS WORK IN AUTO REPAIR? www.foxtrot.com @billamend.bsky.social ©2026 Bill Amend / Dist. by Andrews McMeel

Ratio of an igloo’s circumference to its diameter = Eskimo Pi

2000 Mockingbirds

2000 mockingbirds = two kilomockingbirds

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