On This Day in History

Jaws was released on June 20, 1975.

“We’re gonna need a bigger boat.” 🦈 🛥

Happy Father’s Day Y’all

Free Repairs

Mattel has offered to fix the collapsed I-95 bridge in Philadelphia, for FREE!

This is a picture of a Hot Wheels loop de loop track in the middle of a highway.

A spokesman for the company said, “Who says you can’t have fun on the way to work?” 😎 🚙

This is the Way

The only proper way.

Spirit Halloween Meme

I’m a little late to the party, but I think I’ve come up with a great idea. You can get a good deal on this Halloween costume. It’s been sitting around for a few years.

Bernie Sanders is sitting on a folding chair. He's wearing mittens, a medical mask, and an oversize winter coat. He has a copy of the communist manifesto in his pocket.

Safety Third

#Repost @scootahsteve
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Because that’s what we really want, right? #science #experiment #safetythird #middleschool

Algebro

Teacher: Who can tell me what a "variable" is?
Student: A variable be a equationistic symbolosis of a jive number that be, like, unknown, you dig?
Teacher: Thank you, "Algebro."
Student: Power to the third, you.
For all the math nerds out there