We finally have a date for New Who!
1. Duct tape won’t fix that. (But duct tape can’t fix stupid)
2. Honey, we should sell the Pickup and buy a family sedan.
3. We don’t keep firearms in this house.
4. I thought Graceland was tacky.
5. We’re vegetarians.
6. I’ll have grapefruit and grapes instead of biscuits and gravy.
7. Who cares who won the Civil War.
8. I couldn’t find a thing at Wal-Mart today.
9. Trim the fat off that steak 🥩
10. Unsweetened tea tastes better.
11. Does the salad bar have bean sprouts.
12. I don’t have a favorite college football team 🏈
Prue Leith provides some unintentional hilarity on “Great British Bake Off.”
1. True love doesn’t happen every day.
2. You can’t kidnap what has been rightfully stolen.
3. Never go against a Sicilian when death is on the line.
4. Life isn’t fair. Anyone who says differently is selling something.
5. Television used to be called books.
6. Always learn to fight left-handed.
7. Vengeance is noble, but it doesn’t pay the bills.
8. Get some rest. If you haven’t got your health, you haven’t got anything.
9. You rush a miracle man, you get rotten miracles.
10. Someday, you may not mind the kissing part so much.
