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Fetterman’s Call for Country Over Party

It’s a strange day indeed when Senator John Fetterman is the voice of reason in Washington.

“It’s an easy, easy choice to pick my country over the party, especially in circumstances like this,” Fetterman said, speaking about the government shutdown.

Trump’s Shout Out

A HUGE THANK YOU to all the “No Kings” protesters yesterday! I was very concerned a king was trying to take my place, but thanks to your tireless efforts, I am STILL YOUR PRESIDENT!

Why Millions Are Confused: Democracy vs. Republic

They don’t understand basic things like the difference between a democracy and a republic.

Millions Gather To Express Total Ignorance About Political System

Happy Kings Day!

I’ve often said our country was founded by geniuses, but it’s being run by idiots.

Senator John Kennedy

The Perfect Coffee Mug ☕

I desperately need a coffee mug like this.