Say what you will about Verizon, but they know how to reward performance. Bonuses, pay increases, profit-sharing, it’s all available to you if you work hard.
Statuses
Keep Calm
I know I have a few friends who have occasional panic attacks / meltdowns. Use This Deep Breathing Technique to Calm Yourself http://troms.me/6ys
Did you get a flu shot this year?
You Got Your Flu Shot, But Is It as Effective as You Think? http://troms.me/6ya
I don’t get flu shots. My wife’s doctor pushed her to get one this year before she’d sign her work papers.
Doctor Who?
I don’t know if WebMD is aware of that they wrote in this headline or not. #Whovians
Doctor Who? When Men Skimp on Physicals http://troms.me/6xv
Vitals
When to Donate Blood so You Don’t Screw up Your Workout Routine http://troms.me/6xq
It’s so cold…
It’s so darn cold outside that I just saw a deer fart a snowflake 
Users
I really hate it when users come to me and ask me to find information that they could easily find themselves. 
BBC Comedy
The BBC should produce an unscripted comedy show starring David Tennant, Matt Smith, Billie Piper and John Barrowman. It would be called “Doctor Whose Line Is It Anyway.” 
Looking for an Ark
Any minute now I expect to see animals going by two-by-two. 
Hang Up and Drive!
To the (rhymes with) witch that almost caused an accident in the parking lot: Hang up your phone and drive! Either make your call before you get in the car or after you get out. 