Babylon Bee
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There has to be brisket in heaven! 🙏 God confirms it: Heaven will have a fully stocked Buc-ee’s. Beaver Nuggets, world-famous restrooms, and those legendary…
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Heavenly sources have officially confirmed that posting the “folded hands” / “prayer hands” emoji (🙏) in response to someone’s social media post counts as performing…
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Always thought of @elonmusk more like Tony Stark — genius billionaire playboy philanthropist building the future. But with this kind of money incoming? Batman arc…
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Amtrak is reportedly cracking down on lyrical travel plans, informing a small-town girl that “anywhere” is not a valid destination. Customer service reps say the…
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Local Baptist Careful To Fully Immerse Chick-Fil-A Nuggets In Honey Mustard Sauce “Lots of people just pour or sprinkle,” local Baptist Ryan Etherton says as…
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Rudolph Changes Name To Rolanda, Dominates Female Reindeer Games
