Joel Osteen Offers To Warm Country Up With Nearly Inexhaustible Supply Of Hot Air
This might not be a bad deal… 🐝
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Cam Newton Can’t Stop Smiling
Cam Newton is getting ready for his first trip to the Big Game. I don’t think he’s worried about how he’ll perform, he’s just gonna go out there and have some fun. Here’s why he can’t stop smiling:
“I just can’t stop smiling because God has his hands on me,” Newton said after a near fatal truck accident in 2014. “I’m on somebody’s fantasy league. And I think it’s the man upstairs. It’s great to walk away from something like that.”
Church of Global Warming
What elements do you need before you can call something a religion?
First, you need a figurehead, a leader. The Church of Global Warming (COGW) has Al Gore. He’s their High Priest. Al has sway over his followers just like Sun Myung Moon has over the Moonies in the Unification Church.
Second, you need a symbol and a Holy Book. Christians have the cross and the Bible. Muslims have the crescent and the Koran. Jews have the Star of David and the Talmud. COGW has the hockey stick and “An Inconvenient Truth.”
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Hope and a Future
For I know the plans I have for you,” declares the Lord, “plans to prosper you and not to harm you, plans to give you hope and a future. ~Jeremiah 29:11 (NIV)
‘Jeopardy’ Contestant’s Answer Is an #EpicFAIL
“I panicked…”
Source: ‘Jeopardy’ Contestant’s Answer to Christianity-Themed Question Shows He Has NO Idea What’s Going On
So here’s the answer:
Can you come up with the question? Continue reading ‘Jeopardy’ Contestant’s Answer Is an #EpicFAIL
Do you believe in angels?
Eating Meat
Some of my vegan friends say God doesn’t want us to eat meat. What does the Bible have to say about eating meat?
Every moving thing that lives shall be food for you. And as I gave you the green plants, I give you everything. ~Genesis 9:3
One person believes he may eat anything, while the weak person eats only vegetables. Let not the one who eats despise the one who abstains, and let not the one who abstains pass judgment on the one who eats, for God has welcomed him. ~Romans 14:2-3
Feeding 5000
Lukewarm Christian
“Lukewarm Christian” is an oxymoron. ~ @JoshSurratt #SeacoastChurch #Outrageous