Sometimes I feel like the guy in the circus parade walking behind the elephant.

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Today would be the perfect day for Google to announce the name of Android P, if it’s going to be Pie.

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A lie gets halfway around 🌍 before the truth has a chance to get its 👟 on

These people are too stupid to be reporting the news I’m not Jewish and I know what sitting Shiva means.

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But it’s no fun to eat if it doesn’t have all that butter! 🦋

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I didn’t know it was so easy to get five servings of fruit every day!

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I think I’d get sick long before I ate 20 🍫

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