NSA – TrommTimes

He knows when you’ve been sleeping. He knows when you’re awake.

He knows this because your pattern-of-life can be inferred by looking at records of your phone's basic internet activity—called "metadata." This is the core of modern mass surveillance.

He should be in jail.

He doesn't actually *know* if you've been bad or good, but historically speaking, people who engage in these kinds of unconstitutional activities (like @NSAGov) simply *pretend* to know. Instead, they make a guess and then kill people on the basis of that guess.

Merry Christmas.

Look, I'm just saying if a fat man comes down my chimney, I'm not taking any chances.

Originally tweeted by Edward Snowden (@Snowden) on December 25, 2022.

Tag: NSA

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