Overcome

"In this world you will have trouble. But take heart! I have overcome the world." ~John 16:33

Bread and Milk?

Why do stores run out of bread and milk when there’s a snowstorm on the way? I don’t eat soggy sandwiches. If I’m going to Walmart for provisions, I’m buying pizza and beer. True, if the power goes out you can’t bake the pizza (unless you have a gas stove) but if you drink all the beer you won’t care.

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Safety Third

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Because that’s what we really want, right? #science #experiment #safetythird #middleschool

Chinese probe to dark side of the moon accidentally lands on Decepticon base

Krispy Kreme delivers doughnuts to officers over pastry loss

Algebro

Teacher: Who can tell me what a "variable" is? Student: A variable be a equationistic symbolosis of a jive number that be, like, unknown, you dig? Teacher: Thank you, "Algebro." Student: Power to the third, you.
For all the math nerds out there

Back to the Grind

Aaaand it’s back to school! I had a great Christmas break, but now it’s time to jump headfirst into reality. Let’s make 2019 a good one!

No resolutions

Calvin says to Hobbes, "Resolutions? ME?? Just what are you implying? That I need to CHANGE?? Well, buddy, as far as I'M concerned, I'm perfect the way I AM!
I don’t make resolutions, I set goals

Ride Into the Danger Zone

32 years ago today Tom Cruise and Anthony Edwards took to the sky, flying into the Danger Zone

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