I could be a little disappointed about missing my mileage goal for the year. I could be disappointed that my fitness didn’t improve. I’m not focusing on that. I had COVID in July and was unable to train for three weeks. I came back stronger, and October was my best month. December was another lousy month; I didn’t ride for three weeks after my father died.
I’m starting strong in 2022 and looking forward to significant improvements in my fitness this year.
Sherman, set the Wayback machine to 2019
Bruce Willis changed the Christmas game, didn’t he?
“Pro Tip: The more coffee you drink, the quicker you’ll forget it’s #Monday.”
~Death ☠ Wish Coffee ☕
Some of you might be old enough to remember the greatest comedic duo of all time, Abbott & Costello. Here’s what their conversation would sound like in 2021
Bud: ‘You can’t come in here!’
Lou: ‘Why not?’
Bud: ‘Well, because you’re unvaccinated.’
Lou: ‘But I’m not sick.’
Bud: ‘It doesn’t matter.’
Lou: ‘Well, why does that guy get to go in?’
Bud: ‘Because he’s vaccinated.’
Lou: ‘But he’s sick!’
Bud: ‘It’s alright. Everyone in here is vaccinated.’
Lou: ‘Wait a minute. Are you saying everyone in there is vaccinated?’
Bud: ‘Yes.’
Lou: ‘So then why can’t I go in there if everyone is vaccinated?’
Bud: ‘Because you’ll make them sick.’
Lou: ‘How will I make them sick if I’m not sick and they’re vaccinated.’
Bud: ‘Because you’re unvaccinated.’
Lou: ‘But they’re vaccinated.’
Bud: ‘But they can still get sick.’
Lou: ‘So what the heck does the vaccine do?’
Bud: ‘It vaccinates.’
Lou: ‘So vaccinated people can’t spread COVID?’
Bud: ‘Oh no. They can spread COVID just as easily as an unvaccinated person.’
Lou: ‘I don’t even know what I’m saying anymore. Look. I’m not sick.
Bud: ‘Ok.’
Lou: ‘And the guy you let in is sick.’
Bud: ‘That’s right.’
Lou: ‘And everybody in there can still get sick even though they’re vaccinated.’
Bud: ‘Certainly.’
Lou: ‘So why can’t I go in again?’
Bud: ‘Because you’re unvaccinated.’
Lou: ‘I’m not asking who’s vaccinated or not!’
Bud: ‘I’m just telling you how it is.’
Lou: ‘Nevermind. I’ll just put on my mask.’
Bud: ‘That’s fine.’
Lou: ‘Now I can go in?’
Bud: ‘Absolutely not?’
Lou: ‘But I have a mask!’
Bud: ‘Doesn’t matter.’
Lou: ‘I was able to come in here yesterday with a mask.’
Bud: ‘I know.’
Lou: So why can’t I come in here today with a mask? … If you say ‘because I’m unvaccinated’ again, I’ll break your arm.’
Bud: ‘Take it, easy, buddy.’
Lou: ‘So the mask is no good anymore.’
Bud: ‘No, it’s still good.’
Lou: ‘But I can’t come in?’
Bud: ‘Correct.’
Lou: ‘Why not?’
Bud: ‘Because you’re unvaccinated.’
Lou: ‘But the mask prevents the germs from getting out.’
Bud: ‘Yes, but people can still catch your germs.’
Lou: ‘But they’re all vaccinated.’
Bud: ‘Yes, but they can still get sick.’
Lou: ‘But I’m not sick!!’
Bud: ‘You can still get them sick.’
Lou: ‘So then masks don’t work!’
Bud: ‘Masks work quite well.’
Lou: ‘So how in the heck can I get vaccinated people sick if I’m not sick and masks work?’
Bud: ‘Third base.’
[End of scene]
Once again, a rider in the professional peloton proves that cyclists are the toughest athletes in the world. G. Thomas fell and dislocated his shoulder. The team doctors popped it back in place, and then he got back on his bike and continued to ride! His teammates paced him back into the peloton.
This dumbass has no idea how serious these pro-cyclists could have been injured. The rider on the left sees the sign, but there’s nowhere to go in a professional peloton.
Is this parody or prognostication? I can’t tell any more 🐝
McDonald’s Employee Fired For Asking If Happy Meal Toy Is For Boy Or Girl
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Went to Publix tonight and y’all should’ve seen all the commotion. Aunt Jemima, Mrs. Butterworth, and Uncle Ben were protesting. Texas Pete and Capt. Morgan were getting drunk. Little Debbie was working the corner. Jimmy Dean was showing everybody his sausage. The world has gone crazy
One of the funniest stand-up comedians I’ve ever seen on AGT. Watch when Simon almost chokes on his drink! Marty is a bit naughty.
