Category: Laugh, It’s Funny

“There’s no point in being grown up if you can’t be childish once in a while.” ~The Doctor

Things you will never hear a Southerner say

1. Duct tape won’t fix that. (But duct tape can’t fix stupid)

2. Honey, we should sell the Pickup and buy a family sedan.

3. We don’t keep firearms in this house.

4. I thought Graceland was tacky.

5. We’re vegetarians.

6. I’ll have grapefruit and grapes instead of biscuits and gravy.

7. Who cares who won the Civil War.

8. I couldn’t find a thing at Wal-Mart today.

9. Trim the fat off that steak 🥩

10. Unsweetened tea tastes better.

11. Does the salad bar have bean sprouts.

12. I don’t have a favorite college football team 🏈

Happy Father’s Day Y’all

Free Repairs

Mattel has offered to fix the collapsed I-95 bridge in Philadelphia, for FREE!

This is a picture of a Hot Wheels loop de loop track in the middle of a highway.

A spokesman for the company said, “Who says you can’t have fun on the way to work?” 😎 🚙

Dessertarian

In this Calvin and Hobbes cartoon, Calvin's mom has prepared a vegetarian meal for dinner, much to his dismay. As he sits at the table staring at the plate of vegetables, he turns up his nose and declares that he refuses to eat it. He announces that he's decided he only wants to eat desserts from now on.

This is the Way

The only proper way.

Agility Ball