Category: Entertainment

Jon Dorenbos Deserves to win America’s Got Talent

Jon is the best act in the finals of America’s Got Talent! He deserves to win, he’s amazing.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J3smwlrSiWY

Let’s run down Jon’s competition and what I think about all of them.

  • Grace VanderWaal, I hate ukuleles. I don’t get why America voted her into the finals.
  • I absolutely hate Brian Justin Crum. He’s ruined every 80s song he sang, hate the arrangements including the one he sang last night, Man in the Mirror.
  • The Clairvoyants just scare me. Why are Australians on an American show? Shouldn’t they be on Australia’s Got Talent?
  • Tape face is just weird, I hate mimes. A Londoner doesn’t deserve to win America’s Got Talent.
  • Linkin’ Bridge is the only other act that earned the win. I loved their performance of Free Bird in an earlier round. Who would have thought 5 black guys from Kentucky could do justice to a Lynyrd Skynyrd classic.
  • I like Sofie Dossi and “Sal the Voice”, but not as much as Jon.
  • Laura Breten is not a true opera singer. At her age she doesn’t have enough life experience to really put emotion into her songs.
  • Victor Kee was OK, but I think his make-up makes him a little weird. He’s another foreign performer who is on the wrong show.

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Take Me to Church

Pokémon Go Is Sending Lots of Players To Church

https://twitter.com/KevEnriqz/status/750573906793291777

Here in the Bible belt this isn’t surprising. We give directions based on landmarks and one that almost always comes up is the local Baptist church.

The Secret Life of Comet

#TheSecretLifeOfPets

Tried to make a dog that looks like mine. #dogsofinstagram #secretlifeofpets

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Captain America: Civil War

Who's excited for the opening of Captain America: Civil War!?
Who’s excited for the opening of Captain America: Civil War!?

The Doctor’s New Companion Announced

The Doctor’s new companion has been revealed and it looks like it’s going to be a lot of fun. Actress Pearl Mackie will take on the role of Bill. We don’t know much about her, but we know she will meet the Daleks.

Shooting the trailer was absolutely mental, there were pyro technics and smoke and I met my first Dalek! ~ Pearl Mackie

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New Companion

#Whovians, are you ready? This looks like a hint about the Doctor's new companion. @bbcdoctorwho
#Whovians, are you ready? This looks like a hint about the Doctor’s new companion. @bbcdoctorwho

Last Day on Earth

Here’s the best quote from last night’s season finale of The Walking Dead.

Dr. Eugene Porter: These tracks… they would indicate they not only have people, but some big-ass toys and capabilities.
Sgt. Abraham Ford: What it indicates is we are neck-deep up shit creek with our mouths wide open.

I nearly snarfed my coffee when I heard that.

Eugene and Abraham

Wi-Fi Soup

The Doctor: This whole world is swimming in Wi-Fi. We’re living in a Wi-Fi soup! Suppose something got inside it. Suppose there was something living in the Wi-Fi, harvesting human minds, extracting them. Imagine that. Human souls trapped like flies in the World Wide Web, stuck for ever, crying out for help.

Clara Oswin: Isn’t that basically Twitter?

If You Like Intense Techno-Thrillers, You Need to Be Watching Mr. Robot

A hacker works on a laptop inside a security cage

Imagine a show that combines the anti-corporate craziness of Fight Club with the subversive hacker heroism of The Matrix. Add some great acting, and a fascinating conspiracy that’s unfolding in the hazy realm between our dystopian nightmares and hard reality. That’s Mr. Robot, which debuted last night on USA.

Source: If You Like Intense Techno-Thrillers, You Need to Be Watching Mr. Robot

I didn’t think the first episode was particularly thrilling, except maybe for the part where they’re trying to keep the virus from reaching a server. (And I didn’t think it was particularly accurate.) The show is overtly political, wasn’t too hard to figure out that Evil Corp. was really Enron. Somebody from the MoveOn or Occupy Wall Street crowd must have written major parts of the script.

I really want to like this show, so I hope for better in the next episode…

‘Jeopardy’ Contestant’s Answer Is an #EpicFAIL

“I panicked…”

Source: ‘Jeopardy’ Contestant’s Answer to Christianity-Themed Question Shows He Has NO Idea What’s Going On

So here’s the answer:

A Christian hymn and Jewish Holiday Hymn are both titled this, also the name of a 2009 tony-nominated musical.

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