Why did Punxsutawney Phil’s wife divorce him?
Because he kept seeing his shadow on the side!

A female groundhog is standing on the beach wearing a pink robe. She has curlers in her hair, a coffee in one hand, and a pink frosted donut in the other
Phyllis on a beach in Florida

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Jason

Christian Libertarian, software engineer by trade, part-time political pundit. Graduate of Moravian College, Bethlehem PA

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