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It’s so cold…
It’s so darn cold outside that I just saw a deer fart a snowflake 
Users
I really hate it when users come to me and ask me to find information that they could easily find themselves. 
BBC Comedy
The BBC should produce an unscripted comedy show starring David Tennant, Matt Smith, Billie Piper and John Barrowman. It would be called “Doctor Whose Line Is It Anyway.” 
Looking for an Ark
Any minute now I expect to see animals going by two-by-two. 
Hang Up and Drive!
To the (rhymes with) witch that almost caused an accident in the parking lot: Hang up your phone and drive! Either make your call before you get in the car or after you get out. 
Anthrax Warning
Doctor thinks I have a recurring sinus infection that won’t go away along with “swimmers ear.” He prescribed Levaquin. Hey Doc, I’ve got clogged sinuses, I don’t think I’ve been exposed to Anthrax! 
This better knock out the infection.
Post Season
It’s hard to believe the Panthers could make the playoffs with a 7-8-1 losing record and the Eagles could be shut out with a 9-7 record. Boggles the mind.
Busy Day
Today was a very busy day. I was triple-booked for meetings at 4:00. Fortunately I found two other team members who could cover for me in two of those meetings. Then the 3rd meeting got canceled! 
iWatch
So excited for the Apple Watch. For centuries, we’ve checked the time by looking at our phones. Having it on your wrist? Genius. #AppleLive ~ @TheEllenShow