It’s so cold, I saw an Amish store selling electric quilts! 
Quotes
What you owe yourself…
“What you owe yourself is to work for your living; what you owe your neighbor is not to interfere with his work.” ~Ayn Rand
Lukewarm Christian
“Lukewarm Christian” is an oxymoron. ~ @JoshSurratt #SeacoastChurch #Outrageous
I-Bomb-a-Care
@jeffdunham: Achmed: “Where I am from, our government provides our health plan, which is almost as bad as yours. It’s called, ‘I-bomb-a-care.'”
Two Great Days
“There are two great days in a person’s life: the day we are born and the day we discover why.” ~William Barclay