False Alert

Hawaii Governor: Sorry I Couldn’t Tell You About False Missile Alert Sooner, I Forgot My Twitter Password

I’m guessing that @realDonaldTrump has never forgotten his Twitter password

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Foles vs. Brady

Nick Foles vs. Tom Brady is Super Bowl battle of ghost vs. GOAT

Being the underdogs seems to be working for the Eagles #OneMoreGame #FlyEaglesFly 🏈

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Women’s March

March Defends Women’s Right To Choose Conformity With Only One Political Viewpoint

If you don’t conform to the established viewpoint then you’re a traitor! 🐝

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Second Tick Season

Amazon Studios green-lights second season of The Tick

Can’t wait! The first season was so much fun 🤡
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Unwanted Pregnancies?

Contraceptive app under fire for causing unwanted pregnancies

Apparently there are some people who work at @engadget who don’t understand what causes pregnancy. An app can’t cause pregnancy, sex causes pregnancy. No app or other method is 100% effective.
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Drinking Raw Water

‘Raw water’ is the latest health craze. Here’s why drinking it may be a bad idea.

First world problems. Do you really want to drink untreated water from a spring where animals may have relieved themselves? 😜
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Joel Osteen’s Hot Air

Joel Osteen Offers To Warm Country Up With Nearly Inexhaustible Supply Of Hot Air

This might not be a bad deal… 🐝
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Waffle House customer cooks his own meal after finding staff sleeping

Well that’s one way to satisfy your late night munchies 😁😃😉


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Thorn In Paul’s Flesh Revealed To Be Wham!’s ‘Last Christmas’

Children of the 80s, here’s your earworm 🐛 for the day 🐝


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Scholars Discover Translation Error: Root Of All Evil Actually Gluten

Sometimes it seems like it 🐝


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