Can You Compete?

From the hack to the house! 🥌 There’s nothing like the precision, the sweep, and the spirit of the game. This is the only Winter Olympics sport I could possibly compete in.

Happy New Year

Gung hay fat choy!

Vecna at the Olympics

At the previous Olympic games, people compared Tara Lapinski and Johnny Weir with Caesar Flickerman and Claudius Templesmith. This year, we have Ilia Malinin ⛸️ compared with Vecna from Stranger Things.

Why did Punxsutawney Phil’s wife divorce him?
Because he kept seeing his shadow on the side!

A female groundhog is standing on the beach wearing a pink robe. She has curlers in her hair, a coffee in one hand, and a pink frosted donut in the other
Phyllis on a beach in Florida

🦅 Is everyone ready for the regular season finale?

Good Bye 2025

We lost my MIL, Barbara Wolverton in March. Malcolm Jamal Warner, Ozzy Osbourne and Hulk Hogan all died within one week. Charlie Kirk and Rob Reiner were murdered. It was a tough year! 🪦

On December 31, 1995, Bill Watterson published the final ‘Calvin & Hobbes’ comic strip.

Eagles game was a nail-biter, but we’ll take the win!

Where does Santa stop for a quick bite along the way when he’s in the South?