New Year’s Resolutions

I don’t know if I can tolerate that much tolerance.

Calvin's New Year

BBC Comedy

The BBC should produce an unscripted comedy show starring David Tennant, Matt Smith, Billie Piper and John Barrowman. It would be called “Doctor Whose Line Is It Anyway.”

Looking for an Ark

Any minute now I expect to see animals going by two-by-two.

Continue reading Looking for an Ark

Instant Human

Coffee humor for my caffeine addicted friends. (You know who you are.)

Seen @CrackerBarrel
Seen @CrackerBarrel

Keep Running

Screw Calm

Hang Up and Drive!

To the (rhymes with) witch that almost caused an accident in the parking lot: Hang up your phone and drive! Either make your call before you get in the car or after you get out.

Ouch!

75-Year-Old Man Has Surgery for Arm Pain and Finds the Cause in a 51-Year-Old Missing Car Part  http://troms.me/6wy

Why were we worried about Ebola?

Ebola cases in the United States: 5
Influenza deaths in the United States: 15 children

Tell me again, why were we worried about an Ebola epidemic in the United States? As you can see, influenza is far more deadly.

2015 #100DaysOfMiles

Join the #100DaysOfMiles Challenge! We’ll be running at least One mile for 100 days in 2015, starting January 1st. This is not a running streak … You have to run 100 days until the end of 2015.

4 Simple Rules for this Challenge

  1. Never go 3 days without running
  2. Run at least 3 days a week
  3. Never miss a Monday
  4. Never give up!

I to run!

Anthrax Warning

Doctor thinks I have a recurring sinus infection that won’t go away along with “swimmers ear.” He prescribed Levaquin. Hey Doc, I’ve got clogged sinuses, I don’t think I’ve been exposed to Anthrax! This better knock out the infection.