I just realized that I dress just like Dilbert, but I’ve been doing it longer than him so maybe it’s the other way around. Dilbert has started dressing just like me.
Dilbert loses his tie on the first day of a new dress code at the office. He starts wearing a red polo with ID badge on a lanyard.
Say what you will about Verizon, but they know how to reward performance. Bonuses, pay increases, profit-sharing, it’s all available to you if you work hard.
It was definitely not cool to give a guy named Jason race bib #13. I’ve got triskaidekaphobia.
“Simplicity and clarity should be your theme in dress.” ~Chinese fortune
I really hate it when users come to me and ask me to find information that they could easily find themselves. 
Any minute now I expect to see animals going by two-by-two. 
To the (rhymes with) witch that almost caused an accident in the parking lot: Hang up your phone and drive! Either make your call before you get in the car or after you get out. 
Doctor thinks I have a recurring sinus infection that won’t go away along with “swimmers ear.” He prescribed Levaquin. Hey Doc, I’ve got clogged sinuses, I don’t think I’ve been exposed to Anthrax! 
This better knock out the infection.
Today was a very busy day. I was triple-booked for meetings at 4:00. Fortunately I found two other team members who could cover for me in two of those meetings. Then the 3rd meeting got canceled! 
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