Safety Third

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Because that’s what we really want, right? #science #experiment #safetythird #middleschool

Chinese probe to dark side of the moon accidentally lands on Decepticon base

Krispy Kreme delivers doughnuts to officers over pastry loss

Algebro

Teacher: Who can tell me what a "variable" is?
Student: A variable be a equationistic symbolosis of a jive number that be, like, unknown, you dig?
Teacher: Thank you, "Algebro."
Student: Power to the third, you.
For all the math nerds out there

Back to the Grind

Aaaand it’s back to school! I had a great Christmas break, but now it’s time to jump headfirst into reality. Let’s make 2019 a good one!

No resolutions

Calvin says to Hobbes, "Resolutions? ME?? Just what are you implying? That I need to CHANGE?? Well, buddy, as far as I'M concerned, I'm perfect the way I AM!
I don’t make resolutions, I set goals

Eat More Chikin!

‘Eaaaat Moooore Chikiiiiin!’ Roars Giant Chick-Fil-A Cow Rampaging Through New York City

Maybe New Yorkers should call in the Avengers? 🐝

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We’ll get there when we get there

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Canceling Smells

I need smell canceling technology in my office

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Who are we celebrating today?

The folks at Westhill High School must think we’re celebrating aliens 👾

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