Texting Southern Style

Texting Southern Style

I-Bomb-a-Care

@jeffdunham: Achmed: “Where I am from, our government provides our health plan, which is almost as bad as yours. It’s called, ‘I-bomb-a-care.'”

Can you wake up without coffee?

5 Easy Ways To Wake Up Without Coffee

I usually wait until I get to work before drinking my first cup of coffee. Going for a run would definitely wake me up, but right now it’s just too darn cold at 6:30 in the morning!

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