Every time you sing a Christmas 🎄 Carol 🎶 before Thanksgiving, an 😇 loses her wings
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Category: Holidays
Happy Halloween!
The Myth of Poison Halloween Candy
Here’s a timely message for all the helicopter 🚁 parents out there…
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Cadbury Eggs 2017
Gung Hay Fat Choy!
Pairing Halloween Candy with Wine
You’re too old go to trick-or-treating, but that doesn’t mean you can’t have some fun on Halloween. Maybe you teach your children about taxation by taking some of their candy each year? If you do, then you need to know what wine to drink with what kinds of candy.
I don’t know much about wine, I’m more of a beer drinker, so I can’t opine on most of these. So, wine drinkers, what do you think? Would you eat these candies with the suggested wines?
Independence Day
Why you must refuse to celebrate “the 4th of July” this year.
(Make sure you read the article, because it may not be why you think.)
Happy New Year
Elf on a Shelf Review
Here’s the funniest review I’ve seen on Amazon.com:
Question:
My Elf on the Shelf keeps telling me to burn the house down. Is this normal?
Answer:
Mine told me the same thing– so we hid him in the fireplace. Our nightmare is over now, and we can go back to enjoying the Holidays without the stress of hiding a homicidal doll every night.
New Meaning to Speed Dating
How would you like to go on a date with this lady?
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