Bread and Milk?

Why do stores run out of bread and milk when there’s a snowstorm on the way? I don’t eat soggy sandwiches. If I’m going to Walmart for provisions, I’m buying pizza and beer. True, if the power goes out you can’t bake the pizza (unless you have a gas stove) but if you drink all the beer you won’t care.

Fully Immersed

Do you dunk em once, twice or do you have to dunk em three times?

Local Baptist Careful To Fully Immerse Chick-Fil-A Nuggets In Honey Mustard Sauce

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Coffee is Safe

Donut Panic! ☕🍩

Cancer experts say coffee is safe, despite California’s new warning label requirement

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#Olympics athletes, You go ahead and strap on those skis and hurdle down a mountain faster than I drive my car on most days…

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Coffee ☕ Banned

Why Coffee Used To Be Banned From The Olympics And Why It’s Back

But it’s no fun to eat if it doesn’t have all that butter! 🦋

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I didn’t know it was so easy to get five servings of fruit every day!

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I think I’d get sick long before I ate 20 🍫

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New Oreo Flavor

Millennials, if you really need to know what Tide Pods taste like, then try these new Oreos
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