Bread and Milk?

Why do stores run out of bread and milk when there’s a snowstorm on the way? I don’t eat soggy sandwiches. If I’m going to Walmart for provisions, I’m buying pizza and beer. True, if the power goes out you can’t bake the pizza (unless you have a gas stove) but if you drink all the beer you won’t care.

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Jason

Christian Libertarian, software engineer by trade, part-time political pundit. Graduate of Moravian College, Bethlehem PA

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