These people are too stupid to be reporting the news I’m not Jewish and I know what sitting Shiva means.
https://twitter.com/JackPosobiec/status/968164127205134337
Tag: Twitter
False Alert
I’m guessing that @realDonaldTrump has never forgotten his Twitter password
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But it’s no fun to eat if it doesn’t have all that butter! 🦋
Happy #NationalPopcornDay! Popcorn (not the buttery theater popcorn) is considered a superfood because it is full of fiber and antioxidants. #food #FridayFeeling https://t.co/1K9Ti1D7AH
— Fact Retriever (@factretriever) January 19, 2018
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I didn’t know it was so easy to get five servings of fruit every day!
Since coffee beans come from a fruit, the outcome of the taste can yield a fruit-like flavor when it is not completely roasted out.
I know where I'm getting my servings of fruit today.
(more here: https://t.co/7dWVSy27Kw)
— Death Wish Coffee Co. (@DeathWishCoffee) January 19, 2018
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I think I’d get sick long before I ate 20 🍫
A lethal dose of chocolate for humans is about 22 pounds, which is about 40 Hershey bars. #WednesdayWisdom #food https://t.co/ec2gWbS7NY
— Fact Retriever (@factretriever) January 17, 2018
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Wi-Fi Soup
The Doctor: This whole world is swimming in Wi-Fi. We’re living in a Wi-Fi soup! Suppose something got inside it. Suppose there was something living in the Wi-Fi, harvesting human minds, extracting them. Imagine that. Human souls trapped like flies in the World Wide Web, stuck for ever, crying out for help.
Clara Oswin: Isn’t that basically Twitter?