This reminds me of one of my Grandpa’s favorite riddles.
What’s the difference between “unlawful” and “illegal?” (Answer in the first comment.)
Today’s Comic
Tag: #DadJokes
Why did Punxsutawney Phil’s wife divorce him?
Because he kept seeing his shadow on the side!
Don’t Slip!
Time between slipping on a peel and smacking the pavement = 1 bananosecond
Ratio of an igloo’s circumference to its diameter = Eskimo Pi
2000 Mockingbirds
2000 mockingbirds = two kilomockingbirds
