McDonald’s Employee Fired

Is this parody or prognostication? I can’t tell any more 🐝

McDonald’s Employee Fired For Asking If Happy Meal Toy Is For Boy Or Girl

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World Gone Crazy

Went to Publix tonight and y’all should’ve seen all the commotion. Aunt Jemima, Mrs. Butterworth, and Uncle Ben were protesting. Texas Pete and Capt. Morgan were getting drunk. Little Debbie was working the corner. Jimmy Dean was showing everybody his sausage. The world has gone crazy

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Naughty Comedian

One of the funniest stand-up comedians I’ve ever seen on AGT. Watch when Simon almost chokes on his drink! Marty is a bit naughty.

Safety Third

#Repost @scootahsteve
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Because that’s what we really want, right? #science #experiment #safetythird #middleschool

Chinese probe to dark side of the moon accidentally lands on Decepticon base

Krispy Kreme delivers doughnuts to officers over pastry loss

Algebro

Teacher: Who can tell me what a "variable" is?
Student: A variable be a equationistic symbolosis of a jive number that be, like, unknown, you dig?
Teacher: Thank you, "Algebro."
Student: Power to the third, you.
For all the math nerds out there

Back to the Grind

Aaaand it’s back to school! I had a great Christmas break, but now it’s time to jump headfirst into reality. Let’s make 2019 a good one!

No resolutions

Calvin says to Hobbes, "Resolutions? ME?? Just what are you implying? That I need to CHANGE?? Well, buddy, as far as I'M concerned, I'm perfect the way I AM!
I don’t make resolutions, I set goals

Eat More Chikin!

‘Eaaaat Moooore Chikiiiiin!’ Roars Giant Chick-Fil-A Cow Rampaging Through New York City

Maybe New Yorkers should call in the Avengers? 🐝

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