{"id":7226,"date":"2026-08-16T10:06:00","date_gmt":"2026-08-16T14:06:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.trommetter.org\/timeline\/?p=7226"},"modified":"2026-10-15T13:58:49","modified_gmt":"2026-10-15T17:58:49","slug":"brisket-in-heaven","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.trommetter.org\/timeline\/2026\/08\/16\/brisket-in-heaven\/","title":{"rendered":"Brisket in Heaven!"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">There has to be brisket in heaven! &#x1f64f;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">God confirms it: <a href=\"https:\/\/babylonbee.com\/news\/god-confirms-heaven-will-have-a-buc-ees\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\">Heaven will have a fully stocked Buc-ee\u2019s<\/a>. Beaver Nuggets, world-famous restrooms, and those legendary brisket sandwiches for the saints.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Hell? Just Circle K.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"712\" src=\"https:\/\/www.trommetter.org\/timeline\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/08\/fb_img_17868883603241647826027534678383-1024x712.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-7225\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.trommetter.org\/timeline\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/08\/fb_img_17868883603241647826027534678383-1024x712.jpg 1024w, http:\/\/www.trommetter.org\/timeline\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/08\/fb_img_17868883603241647826027534678383-300x209.jpg 300w, http:\/\/www.trommetter.org\/timeline\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/08\/fb_img_17868883603241647826027534678383-768x534.jpg 768w, http:\/\/www.trommetter.org\/timeline\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/08\/fb_img_17868883603241647826027534678383.jpg 1080w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><\/figure>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>There has to be brisket in heaven! &#x1f64f; God confirms it: Heaven will have a fully stocked Buc-ee\u2019s. Beaver Nuggets, world-famous restrooms, and those legendary brisket sandwiches for the saints. Hell? Just Circle K.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"status","meta":{"wpai_generated_summary":"","_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_hide_featured_image":false,"_jetpack_featured_image_duplicate_dismissed":0,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"wpai_meta_description":"","footnotes":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[36,29],"tags":[560],"class_list":["post-7226","post","type-post","status-publish","format-status","hentry","category-humor","category-religion","tag-babylon-bee","post_format-post-format-status"],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.trommetter.org\/timeline\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7226","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.trommetter.org\/timeline\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.trommetter.org\/timeline\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.trommetter.org\/timeline\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.trommetter.org\/timeline\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=7226"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/www.trommetter.org\/timeline\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7226\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":7233,"href":"http:\/\/www.trommetter.org\/timeline\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7226\/revisions\/7233"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.trommetter.org\/timeline\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=7226"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.trommetter.org\/timeline\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=7226"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.trommetter.org\/timeline\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=7226"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}