{"id":6842,"date":"2026-03-31T12:17:56","date_gmt":"2026-03-31T16:17:56","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.trommetter.org\/timeline\/2026\/03\/31\/bird-flu\/"},"modified":"2026-03-31T12:17:56","modified_gmt":"2026-03-31T16:17:56","slug":"bird-flu","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.trommetter.org\/timeline\/2026\/03\/31\/bird-flu\/","title":{"rendered":"Bird Flu?"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">This reminds me of a riddle my Grandpa Evans liked. &#8220;What&#8217;s the difference between bird flu and swine flu?&#8221;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"984\" height=\"1024\" src=\"https:\/\/www.trommetter.org\/timeline\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/03\/screenshot_20260331_103232_instagram6794108807787661242-984x1024.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-6840\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.trommetter.org\/timeline\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/03\/screenshot_20260331_103232_instagram6794108807787661242-984x1024.jpg 984w, http:\/\/www.trommetter.org\/timeline\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/03\/screenshot_20260331_103232_instagram6794108807787661242-288x300.jpg 288w, http:\/\/www.trommetter.org\/timeline\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/03\/screenshot_20260331_103232_instagram6794108807787661242-768x800.jpg 768w, http:\/\/www.trommetter.org\/timeline\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/03\/screenshot_20260331_103232_instagram6794108807787661242.jpg 1461w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 984px) 100vw, 984px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">One requires tweetment and the other requires oinkment &#x1f602;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"967\" height=\"1024\" src=\"https:\/\/www.trommetter.org\/timeline\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/03\/screenshot_20260331_103137_instagram3320623509126585705-967x1024.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-6841\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.trommetter.org\/timeline\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/03\/screenshot_20260331_103137_instagram3320623509126585705-967x1024.jpg 967w, http:\/\/www.trommetter.org\/timeline\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/03\/screenshot_20260331_103137_instagram3320623509126585705-283x300.jpg 283w, http:\/\/www.trommetter.org\/timeline\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/03\/screenshot_20260331_103137_instagram3320623509126585705-768x813.jpg 768w, http:\/\/www.trommetter.org\/timeline\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/03\/screenshot_20260331_103137_instagram3320623509126585705-1451x1536.jpg 1451w, http:\/\/www.trommetter.org\/timeline\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/03\/screenshot_20260331_103137_instagram3320623509126585705.jpg 1464w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 967px) 100vw, 967px\" \/><\/figure>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>This reminds me of a riddle my Grandpa Evans liked. &#8220;What&#8217;s the difference between bird flu and swine flu?&#8221; One requires tweetment and the other requires oinkment &#x1f602;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ai_generated_summary":"","_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"wpai_meta_description":"","footnotes":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[18],"tags":[1413],"class_list":["post-6842","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-funny-pages","tag-dadjokes"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.trommetter.org\/timeline\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6842","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.trommetter.org\/timeline\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.trommetter.org\/timeline\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.trommetter.org\/timeline\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.trommetter.org\/timeline\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=6842"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.trommetter.org\/timeline\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6842\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.trommetter.org\/timeline\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=6842"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.trommetter.org\/timeline\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=6842"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.trommetter.org\/timeline\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=6842"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}