{"id":6534,"date":"2025-12-05T11:31:55","date_gmt":"2025-12-05T16:31:55","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.trommetter.org\/timeline\/2025\/12\/05\/drunken-raccoon-rampage\/"},"modified":"2025-12-05T11:31:55","modified_gmt":"2025-12-05T16:31:55","slug":"drunken-raccoon-rampage","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.trommetter.org\/timeline\/2025\/12\/05\/drunken-raccoon-rampage\/","title":{"rendered":"Drunken Raccoon Rampage"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I did not have this on my 2025 Bingo Card:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><a href=\"http:\/\/lJXLD4ZCBtpK2MplkFfRqcUSkbnMmeIEo_BjggnZjcpUL7ttGszjxOhGc4_aem_wd2BwMpTsc4wx_G5AZavDg\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\">Raccoon goes on drunken rampage in Virginia liquor store and passes out on bathroom floor<\/a><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">The masked burglar broke into the closed Virginia liquor store early on Saturday and hit the bottom shelf, where the scotch and whisky were stored. The bandit was something of a nocturnal menace: bottles were smashed, a ceiling tile collapsed, and alcohol pooled on the floor.<\/p>\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-image\">\n<figure class=\"aligncenter size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"1024\" src=\"https:\/\/www.trommetter.org\/timeline\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/12\/fb_img_1764902831790142852257670585578.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-6533\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.trommetter.org\/timeline\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/12\/fb_img_1764902831790142852257670585578.jpg 1024w, http:\/\/www.trommetter.org\/timeline\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/12\/fb_img_1764902831790142852257670585578-300x300.jpg 300w, http:\/\/www.trommetter.org\/timeline\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/12\/fb_img_1764902831790142852257670585578-150x150.jpg 150w, http:\/\/www.trommetter.org\/timeline\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/12\/fb_img_1764902831790142852257670585578-768x768.jpg 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><\/figure>\n<\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I did not have this on my 2025 Bingo Card: Raccoon goes on drunken rampage in Virginia liquor store and passes out on bathroom floor The masked burglar broke into the closed Virginia liquor store early on Saturday and hit the bottom shelf, where the scotch and whisky were stored. The bandit was something of &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.trommetter.org\/timeline\/2025\/12\/05\/drunken-raccoon-rampage\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Drunken Raccoon Rampage<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ai_generated_summary":"","_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"wpai_meta_description":"","footnotes":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1296,36],"tags":[1381,1382],"class_list":["post-6534","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-furry-friends","category-humor","tag-raccoon","tag-virginia"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.trommetter.org\/timeline\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6534","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.trommetter.org\/timeline\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.trommetter.org\/timeline\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.trommetter.org\/timeline\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.trommetter.org\/timeline\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=6534"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.trommetter.org\/timeline\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6534\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.trommetter.org\/timeline\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=6534"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.trommetter.org\/timeline\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=6534"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.trommetter.org\/timeline\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=6534"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}