{"id":6204,"date":"2024-09-12T08:06:00","date_gmt":"2024-09-12T12:06:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.trommetter.org\/timeline\/?p=6204"},"modified":"2025-04-23T16:11:28","modified_gmt":"2025-04-23T20:11:28","slug":"disappearing-pets","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.trommetter.org\/timeline\/2024\/09\/12\/disappearing-pets\/","title":{"rendered":"Disappearing Pets"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I found the alien eating pet cats in Springfield, OH.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.trommetter.org\/timeline\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/04\/459280289_10100764746509054_4382517450575466526_n.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"720\" height=\"540\" src=\"https:\/\/www.trommetter.org\/timeline\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/04\/459280289_10100764746509054_4382517450575466526_n.jpg\" alt=\"ALF, a furry alien from an 80s TV show, sitting at the kitchen table eating breakfast.\" class=\"wp-image-6205\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.trommetter.org\/timeline\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/04\/459280289_10100764746509054_4382517450575466526_n.jpg 720w, http:\/\/www.trommetter.org\/timeline\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/04\/459280289_10100764746509054_4382517450575466526_n-300x225.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 720px) 100vw, 720px\" \/><\/a><\/figure>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I found the alien eating pet cats in Springfield, OH.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ai_generated_summary":"","_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"wpai_meta_description":"","footnotes":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[36,209],"tags":[1262,1308],"class_list":["post-6204","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-humor","category-television","tag-ifykyk","tag-alf"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.trommetter.org\/timeline\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6204","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.trommetter.org\/timeline\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.trommetter.org\/timeline\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.trommetter.org\/timeline\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.trommetter.org\/timeline\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=6204"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/www.trommetter.org\/timeline\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6204\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6206,"href":"http:\/\/www.trommetter.org\/timeline\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6204\/revisions\/6206"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.trommetter.org\/timeline\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=6204"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.trommetter.org\/timeline\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=6204"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.trommetter.org\/timeline\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=6204"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}