{"id":5889,"date":"2023-12-15T10:39:39","date_gmt":"2023-12-15T15:39:39","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.trommetter.org\/timeline\/2023\/12\/15\/not-a-christmas-tree\/"},"modified":"2023-12-15T10:39:39","modified_gmt":"2023-12-15T15:39:39","slug":"not-a-christmas-tree","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.trommetter.org\/timeline\/2023\/12\/15\/not-a-christmas-tree\/","title":{"rendered":"Not a Christmas Tree"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"768\" src=\"https:\/\/www.trommetter.org\/timeline\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/fb_img_17022598586197E23007088116644345465-1024x768.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-5888\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.trommetter.org\/timeline\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/fb_img_17022598586197E23007088116644345465-1024x768.jpg 1024w, http:\/\/www.trommetter.org\/timeline\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/fb_img_17022598586197E23007088116644345465-300x225.jpg 300w, http:\/\/www.trommetter.org\/timeline\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/fb_img_17022598586197E23007088116644345465-768x576.jpg 768w, http:\/\/www.trommetter.org\/timeline\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/fb_img_17022598586197E23007088116644345465.jpg 1080w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><figcaption class=\"wp-element-caption\">Wait a minute&#8230; that&#8217;s not a Christmas tree! <\/figcaption><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I bet you never pictured a Charlie Brown Christmas tree like this one. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I bet you never pictured a Charlie Brown Christmas tree like this one.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"image","meta":{"ai_generated_summary":"","_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"wpai_meta_description":"","footnotes":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[31,18],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5889","post","type-post","status-publish","format-image","hentry","category-christmas","category-funny-pages","post_format-post-format-image"],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.trommetter.org\/timeline\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5889","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.trommetter.org\/timeline\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.trommetter.org\/timeline\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.trommetter.org\/timeline\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.trommetter.org\/timeline\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5889"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.trommetter.org\/timeline\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5889\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.trommetter.org\/timeline\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5889"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.trommetter.org\/timeline\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5889"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.trommetter.org\/timeline\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5889"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}