1. Duct tape won’t fix that. (But duct tape can’t fix stupid)<\/p>\n\n\n\n
2. Honey, we should sell the Pickup and buy a family sedan.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
3. We don’t keep firearms in this house.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
4. I thought Graceland was tacky.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
5. We’re vegetarians.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
6. I’ll have grapefruit and grapes instead of biscuits and gravy.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
7. Who cares who won the Civil War.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
8. I couldn’t find a thing at Wal-Mart today.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
9. Trim the fat off that steak 🥩<\/p>\n\n\n\n
10. Unsweetened tea tastes better.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
11. Does the salad bar have bean sprouts.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
12. I don’t have a favorite college football team 🏈<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
1. Duct tape won’t fix that. (But duct tape can’t fix stupid) 2. Honey, we should sell the Pickup and buy a family sedan. 3. We don’t keep firearms in this house. 4. I thought Graceland was tacky. 5. We’re vegetarians. 6. I’ll have grapefruit and grapes instead of biscuits and gravy. 7. Who cares … Continue reading Things you will never hear a Southerner say<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":5803,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ai_generated_summary":"","_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"wpai_meta_description":"","footnotes":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[36],"tags":[27],"class_list":["post-5802","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-humor","tag-south-carolina"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"http:\/\/www.trommetter.org\/timeline\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/10\/Southern-style-mansion-with-magnolia-trees-37282.jpg","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.trommetter.org\/timeline\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5802","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.trommetter.org\/timeline\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.trommetter.org\/timeline\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.trommetter.org\/timeline\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.trommetter.org\/timeline\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5802"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/www.trommetter.org\/timeline\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5802\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5804,"href":"http:\/\/www.trommetter.org\/timeline\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5802\/revisions\/5804"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.trommetter.org\/timeline\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/5803"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.trommetter.org\/timeline\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5802"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.trommetter.org\/timeline\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5802"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.trommetter.org\/timeline\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5802"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}