Some of you might be old enough to remember the greatest comedic duo of all time, Abbott & Costello. Here’s what their conversation would sound like in 2021<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Bud: \u2018You can\u2019t come in here!\u2019<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Lou: \u2018Why not?\u2019<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Bud: \u2018Well, because you\u2019re unvaccinated.\u2019 <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Lou: \u2018But I\u2019m not sick.\u2019<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Bud: \u2018It doesn\u2019t matter.\u2019<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Lou: \u2018Well, why does that guy get to go in?\u2019<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Bud: \u2018Because he\u2019s vaccinated.\u2019<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Lou: \u2018But he\u2019s sick!\u2019<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Bud: \u2018It\u2019s alright. Everyone in here is vaccinated.\u2019<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Lou: \u2018Wait a minute. Are you saying everyone in there is vaccinated?\u2019<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Bud: \u2018Yes.\u2019<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Lou: \u2018So then why can\u2019t I go in there if everyone is vaccinated?\u2019<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Bud: \u2018Because you\u2019ll make them sick.\u2019<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Lou: \u2018How will I make them sick if I\u2019m not<\/strong> sick and they\u2019re vaccinated.\u2019 <\/p>\n\n\n\n Bud: \u2018Because you\u2019re unvaccinated.\u2019 <\/p>\n\n\n\n Lou: \u2018But they\u2019re vaccinated.\u2019<\/p>\n\n\n\n Bud: \u2018But they can still get sick.\u2019 <\/p>\n\n\n\n Lou: \u2018So what the heck does the vaccine do?\u2019<\/p>\n\n\n\n Bud: \u2018It vaccinates.\u2019 <\/p>\n\n\n\n Lou: \u2018So vaccinated people can\u2019t spread COVID?\u2019<\/p>\n\n\n\n Bud: \u2018Oh no. They can spread COVID just as easily as an unvaccinated person.\u2019<\/p>\n\n\n\n Lou: \u2018I don\u2019t even know what I\u2019m saying anymore. Look. I\u2019m not sick. <\/p>\n\n\n\n Bud: \u2018Ok.\u2019<\/p>\n\n\n\n Lou: \u2018And the guy you let in is<\/strong> sick.\u2019<\/p>\n\n\n\n Bud: \u2018That\u2019s right.\u2019<\/p>\n\n\n\n Lou: \u2018And everybody in there can still get sick even though they\u2019re vaccinated.\u2019<\/p>\n\n\n\n Bud: \u2018Certainly.\u2019<\/p>\n\n\n\n Lou: \u2018So why can\u2019t I go in again?\u2019<\/p>\n\n\n\n Bud: \u2018Because you\u2019re unvaccinated.\u2019<\/p>\n\n\n\n Lou: \u2018I\u2019m not asking who\u2019s vaccinated or not!\u2019<\/p>\n\n\n\n Bud: \u2018I\u2019m just telling you how it is.\u2019<\/p>\n\n\n\n Lou: \u2018Nevermind. I\u2019ll just put on my mask.\u2019<\/p>\n\n\n\n Bud: \u2018That\u2019s fine.\u2019<\/p>\n\n\n\n Lou: \u2018Now I can go in?\u2019<\/p>\n\n\n\n Bud: \u2018Absolutely not?\u2019<\/p>\n\n\n\n Lou: \u2018But I have a mask!\u2019<\/p>\n\n\n\n Bud: \u2018Doesn\u2019t matter.\u2019<\/p>\n\n\n\n Lou: \u2018I was able to come in here yesterday with a mask.\u2019<\/p>\n\n\n\n Bud: \u2018I know.\u2019 <\/p>\n\n\n\n Lou: So why can\u2019t I come in here today with a mask? … If you say \u2018because I\u2019m unvaccinated\u2019 again, I\u2019ll break your arm.\u2019<\/p>\n\n\n\n Bud: \u2018Take it, easy, buddy.\u2019<\/p>\n\n\n\n Lou: \u2018So the mask is no good anymore.\u2019<\/p>\n\n\n\n Bud: \u2018No, it\u2019s still good.\u2019<\/p>\n\n\n\n Lou: \u2018But I can\u2019t come in?\u2019<\/p>\n\n\n\n Bud: \u2018Correct.\u2019<\/p>\n\n\n\n Lou: \u2018Why not?\u2019<\/p>\n\n\n\n Bud: \u2018Because you\u2019re unvaccinated.\u2019 <\/p>\n\n\n\n Lou: \u2018But the mask prevents the germs from getting out.\u2019<\/p>\n\n\n\n Bud: \u2018Yes, but people can still catch your germs.\u2019<\/p>\n\n\n\n Lou: \u2018But they\u2019re all vaccinated.\u2019<\/p>\n\n\n\n Bud: \u2018Yes, but they can still get sick.\u2019<\/p>\n\n\n\n Lou: \u2018But I\u2019m not sick!!\u2019<\/p>\n\n\n\n Bud: \u2018You can still get them sick.\u2019<\/p>\n\n\n\n Lou: \u2018So then masks don\u2019t work!\u2019<\/p>\n\n\n\n Bud: \u2018Masks work quite well.\u2019<\/p>\n\n\n\n Lou: \u2018So how in the heck can I get vaccinated people sick if I\u2019m not sick and masks work?\u2019<\/p>\n\n\n\n Bud: \u2018Third base.\u2019<\/p>\n\n\n\n [End of scene<\/em>]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" Some of you might be old enough to remember the greatest comedic duo of all time, Abbott & Costello. Here’s what their conversation would sound like in 2021 Bud: \u2018You can\u2019t come in here!\u2019 Lou: \u2018Why not?\u2019 Bud: \u2018Well, because you\u2019re unvaccinated.\u2019 Lou: \u2018But I\u2019m not sick.\u2019 Bud: \u2018It doesn\u2019t matter.\u2019 Lou: \u2018Well, why does … Continue reading Who’s Been Vaccinated<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":4274,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[36],"tags":[909,827,870],"class_list":["post-4272","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-humor","tag-abbott-costello","tag-covid-19","tag-vaccines"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"http:\/\/www.trommetter.org\/timeline\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/08\/Abbott_Costello.webp","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.trommetter.org\/timeline\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4272","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.trommetter.org\/timeline\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.trommetter.org\/timeline\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.trommetter.org\/timeline\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.trommetter.org\/timeline\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4272"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"http:\/\/www.trommetter.org\/timeline\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4272\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4279,"href":"http:\/\/www.trommetter.org\/timeline\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4272\/revisions\/4279"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.trommetter.org\/timeline\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/4274"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.trommetter.org\/timeline\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4272"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.trommetter.org\/timeline\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4272"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.trommetter.org\/timeline\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4272"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}