Question:<\/strong> Here’s the funniest review I’ve seen on Amazon.com: Question: My Elf on the Shelf keeps telling me to burn the house down. Is this normal? Answer: Mine told me the same thing– so we hid him in the fireplace. Our nightmare is over now, and we can go back to enjoying the Holidays without the … Continue reading Elf on a Shelf Review<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ai_generated_summary":"","_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"wpai_meta_description":"","footnotes":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[31],"tags":[451],"class_list":["post-1801","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-christmas","tag-elf"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.trommetter.org\/timeline\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1801","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.trommetter.org\/timeline\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.trommetter.org\/timeline\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.trommetter.org\/timeline\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.trommetter.org\/timeline\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1801"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"http:\/\/www.trommetter.org\/timeline\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1801\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1805,"href":"http:\/\/www.trommetter.org\/timeline\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1801\/revisions\/1805"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.trommetter.org\/timeline\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1801"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.trommetter.org\/timeline\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1801"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.trommetter.org\/timeline\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1801"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}
\nMy Elf on the Shelf keeps telling me to burn the house down. Is this normal?
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\nMine told me the same thing– so we hid him in the fireplace. Our nightmare is over now, and we can go back to enjoying the Holidays without the stress of hiding a homicidal doll every night.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n![\"Elf](\"http:\/\/www.trommetter.org\/timeline\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/11\/elf_on_a_shelf.jpg\")
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